Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World

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Simon and Schuster, Jun 17, 2008 - Humor - 224 pages
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Every night there is a white girl crying herself to sleep somewhere in America, listening to Ludacris and wishing she could be part of that gold-rimmed, Cristal-soaked hip-hop dream. Hope has arrived in the wise counsel given in Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World. From "Da Basix: Vocab, Grammar, and Translation" to "How to Be a Video Ho or "Just look Like One," authors McCall and Rizzo deliver a comprehensive education in hip-hop history, language, accessories, social etiquette, and more. Loaded with spot-on satire and hilarious tongue-in-cheek advice, Hold My Gold is required reading for bling-deficient white girls looking to conquer their hip-hop illiteracy.
 

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Contents

for the White Girl
1
HIPHOP HIZTORY Vol I II 51
69
A Home for the Homeys
93
Automotive Advice
119
Wordz of Wizdum
201
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