Holy Mayhem

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Dafina Books, 2012 - Fiction - 356 pages
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Two church-ladies-turned-sleuths are sure to raise more than a little hell when they decide to make crime-solving miracles in this hilarious new novel. . .
They've been laid off, they're broke, and their faith is really being tried. But dedicated Mount Kneel Down Baptist Church members Patience Kash and Joy Karry figure now is the perfect time to pursue their other true calling--becoming private detectives. And if that means putting up with their thug-wannabe cousin Porky's delusions while hilariously interfering with their famous detective godson Percy's investigations, it's still a heaven-sent opportunity to hear all the town dirt and find customers. . .
When a thief steals the prized family Bible right out from under Porky's nose and church funds are missing on Patience's watch, these sisters-in-God find themselves sleuthing out the strangest family and church secrets--and up against someone more than ready to send them to their heavenly reward. Now, they'll need their most inspired hunches, their not-real-fierce dog Felony, and their license-to-missionary to uncover the truth and crack this holy case. . .
"Walker shines a little light on a wacky family reunion with her usual inspirational, knee-slapping style." --"Publishers Weekly " on "Don't Blame the Devil"
"Deeply entertaining. . .a rip-roaringly comical read." --The RAWSISTAZ Reviewers on "Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin's Dead"
"A comic novel about mistakes and second chances." --"Library Journal "on "Don't Blame the Devil"

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User Review  - Tea58 - LibraryThing

It's too bad all churches aren't as eccentric and wildly enthusiastic as Mount Kneel Down Non Denominational Center. While the congregation praises THE LORD, other members are continuing to feed their ... Read full review

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User Review  - alekee - LibraryThing

The character's names will have you laughing and giggling all through this book. What a sense of humor Pat G'Orge-Walker has. We meet the Godmother's Joy and Patience, and their Godson Percy...that ... Read full review

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Pat G'Orge-Walker is the author of Sister Betty! God's Calling You, Again! and Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin's Dead. In between writing books and spending time with her husband Rob in their Long Island home, Pat is busy touring the country performing her sold-out one woman Sister Betty comedy show.

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