How To Be A Bush Pilot: A Field Guide to Getting Luckier

Front Cover
HarperCollins Canada, Oct 26, 2010 - Health & Fitness - 432 pages
0 Reviews

How to Be a Bush Pilot is boot camp for the modern playboy and sexual adventurer, a master class in becoming the lover that every woman wants but doesn’t know how to ask for. It is funny. It is instructive. It winks and flirts. Its unwavering purpose: getting laid. Proficiently.

Ranging from remedial education to moves that will educate even the savviest Wilt Chamberlain, Claudia Dey uses female insight to turn mere men into that elusive master of the bedroom: the Bush Pilot. How to Be a Bush Pilot is studded with pop culture references, swinging between high and low art but always focusing on the art of seduction. Think Led Zeppelin meets Ted Hughes meets wood panelling meets Henry Miller meets Def Leppard. In the bedroom.

With a tone that reads like Tina Fey channelling Dr. Ruth, Dey ranges from the pre-game warm-ups of flirtation and fantasy, to charming the go-go, to graduating from the regulars to the remote. How to Be a Bush Pilot is fearless, playful, always commanding yet never intimidating—the essential guide for every man who wants to be a legend and wants to laugh while trying.

 

What people are saying - Write a review

We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.

Contents

INITIATION
PART ONEUnderstanding the Instruments
CHAPTER 1THE LADY PARTS
CHAPTER 2THE MAN PARTS
CHAPTER 3TOOLS OF THE TRADE
PART TWOTurn On
CHAPTER 4FLIRTATION
CHAPTER 5APHRODISIACS
CHAPTER 14THE GSPOT
CHAPTER 15POSITIONS
CHAPTER 16REAR ENTRY
PART FOURThe Lay of the Land
CHAPTER 17SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES
THE THREESOME THEMORESOME AND YOU
CHAPTER 19POWER PLAY
CHAPTER 20THE MULTIORGASMIC BUSH PILOT

CHAPTER 6FANTASY
CHAPTER 7TALKING DIRTY
PART THREETakeoff
CHAPTER 8THE BIG O HERS
CHAPTER 9LOCK LIPS FIRST BASE
CHAPTER 10HANDS UP SECOND BASE
CHAPTER 11HANDS DOWNTHIRD BASE
CHAPTER 12CUNNILINGUS
CHAPTER 13SOIXANTENEUF
PART FIVEYour Wings Graduation
YOUR FINAL EXAM
YOUR REFERENCE LETTER
COMMENCEMENT
WE JUST CANT SAY GOODBYE
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Copyright
About the Publisher
Copyright

Other editions - View all

Common terms and phrases

About the author (2010)

CLAUDIA DEY is a novelist, playwright and columnist. Her plays have been produced internationally and include Beaver, Trout Stanley and The Gwendolyn Poems, which was nominated for the Governor General’s Award and the Trillium Award. Her debut novel, Stunt, was chosen by The Globe and Mail and Quill & Quire as a Best Book of the Year and was shortlisted for the Amazon.ca First Novel Award. Dey lives in Toronto and is co-owner and co-creator of the design label Horses Atelier.

Bibliographic information