How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage, Style, Women, and Cocktails Ever Written

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Harper Collins, Jan 17, 2012 - Fiction - 192 pages
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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

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Excellently funny! Exactly what I expected from a book written by Sterling Archer. Super easy and quick read i sat down intending to read a couple chapters and finished the book... Read full review

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I freakin' Love It!!! Of course if you don't follow the show then this wont make any sense to you. Yes, he is a total ass and that is ok, because it's like he shows you what not to be. Plus I laugh my tushy off!!!!

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About the author (2012)

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.

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