How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture

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Grand Central Publishing, Nov 16, 2009 - Humor - 144 pages
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From braving the wilds of Los Angeles to the Costa Rican jungle, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have learned a thing or two about reality...television, that is. But while dominating the airwaves and tabloid covers every week may look like all fun and mind games, Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Now, for the first time ever, Heidi and Spencer invite you behind the scenes as they reveal the ten-step plan that took them from nobodies to notorious! You will:
  • Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth--Heidi's exclusive tutorial
  • Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer's "Villain-o-meter"
  • Discover why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
  • Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
  • Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
  • Bow down to the power of the paparazzi
...and much, much more!

With Heidi and Spencer as your personal coaches, you, too, can transform yourself into a red-carpet-ready superstar!
 

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User Review  - VickiLN - LibraryThing

Ok, I must be the only person on the planet who didn't know who these two were. In a way, I wish I still didn't. If it wasn't for the laugh factor, I probably couldn't have finished this book. Are ... Read full review

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User Review  - kimspam66 - LibraryThing

How to be Famous by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt is a tongue-in-cheek guide for would be tabloid stars. As the authors gush, “whether you love us, hate us, or love to hate us, there is a recipe for ... Read full review

Contents

PROLOGUE
1 YOUR POINT OF ENTRY
2 SPENCERS GUIDE TO PLAYING THE VILLAIN
READY
AIM
FIRE
I DID IT
3 HEIDIS GUIDE TO PLAYING THE BOMBSHELL
YOUR LIFE IN PICTURES
6 TELL YOUR STORY
PROFESSIONAL AMATEURS
A Cautionary Tale
SPIN CITY
THE GOLD STANDARD
7 COUPLE POWER
LOUD AND SHAMELESS

STAND BY YOUR MAN
WWMD Womans Weapons of Mass Destruction
4 PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE
FITNESS
STYLE
HAIR MAKEUP NAILS
5 THE PAPS ARE YOUR FRIENDS
PAPARAZZI 101
PAPARAZZI 101 PART DEUX
TRADING UP aka The Jennifer Garner Approach
LEAN ON ME
8 BUILDING YOUR BRAND
9 GETTING WORK DONE IS YOUR JOB BY HEIDI
10 FAMOUSLY EVER AFTER
EPILOGUE
In Case of Emergency
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