How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe

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Simon and Schuster, Dec 4, 2007 - Humor - 166 pages
The earnest voice of a how-to book or woman's magazine feature provides the perfect pitch for this send-up of all things female and middle-aged. How to Be a Middle Aged Babe tells us that YES, WE CAN HAVE IT ALL, including achieving unbearable hotness in comfortable shoes. From plastic surgery at home to panic investing, this book takes every middle-aged babe through the many themes of middle-aged babeness and tells her how to live life to the fullest. Forget how to give a blow-job? The handy Middle-Aged Babe's Emergency Blow Job Chart will bring you up to speed. Want to finally start that family you were always too busy to have? Learn to get past PADD (Pelvic Attention Deficit Disorder) and learn to spot Semen Interns, the unprofessional help that some men use to cut costs. Full of four color photos, pie charts, and graphs, How to Be a Middle Aged Babe is full of great comic writing and sight gags that make this the great gift book for any of the more than 30 million women who find themselves in the Middle-Aged Babe years.
 

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Best feature so far: "Diagram of 'Crossing the Miss/Ma'am Transit". So now we know. Read full review

Contents

Introduction
1
What Is a MiddleAged Babe?
11
MiddleAged Babe Essentials
19
The MiddleAged Babes Guide to Exercise
33
Finances and the MiddleAged Babe
41
Beauty
49
Plastic Surgery
61
Youve Got Male The MiddleAged Babes Complete Guide to Men
69
Travel Entertainment and New Forms of Fun
93
Old and New Friends Boyfriends Family Extended Family Overextended Family
111
Health and the MiddleAged Babe
135
The New Career Babe
159
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