How to Dump a Guy: A Coward's Manual
Irreverent yet practical, supportive, knowing, and very, very funny, How to Dump a Guy is a wise, refreshing book about how to end relationships. It is a coward's manual that takes the reader's hand from the first sign that it's over to the aftershocks. There are the Dumping Do's and Don'ts. A typology of difficult-to-dump men, including Cling-ons and Reject Addicts. A checklist of things to do before your Big Day (for example, Getting Your Stuff Back). What to wear to a ditching (think Audrey Hepburn) and where to stage it, including the popular restaurant (do choose a place within your own means, because there's a very strong possibility he won't be picking up the check). Tried-and-true dumping lines-"I'm a little confused about my sexual orientation" and "I love you too much-it scares me." And, finally, how to use the techniques of master spin doctors to control the story so you'll be up and dating again in no time.
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How to Know When to Go
Getting in Touch with Your Inner Coward
Clingons and Other DifficulttoDump Men A Typology
The Kinder Gentler Ditch
The Ditching Hour Scheduling Your Breakup
Countdown to DDay
Mailorder Ditching and Other Processes of Elimination
Expiration Dates Ideal Locations for Your Last Rendezvous
We Have to Talk Exit Lines
OK OK I Slept with Your Brother But Cant We Still Be Friends?
Encore Encore Or Sex with the Ex?
Spin Control How to Position Yourself as The Bigger Person
How to Get Him Back When You Realize Youve Made a Horrible Mistake
What Should I Wear? Dressing for Ditching
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