How to Tell If Your Boyfriend is the Antichrist: (and If He Is, Should You Break Up with Him?)

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Quirk Books, 2007 - Humor - 112 pages
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When it comes to boyfriends, there's a fine line between quirks and severe personality disorders. Is he a pedophile or is he simply good with kids? How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist teaches women to identify the warning signs associated with a spectrum of Mr. Wrongs, including:
Cult leaders ('Does he have a problem with authority?')
Insufferable bores ('Does his dog wear a bandanna?')
Steroid addicts ('Do you admire his cleavage?')
Narcoleptics ('Is his face often soiled?')
Trekkies ('Does he lapse into Klingon during orgasm?')

Best of all, this irreverent illustrated 'guide' advises whether it's best to hang onto these guys or to quickly and safely dump them. How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist is a hilarious reference (and a super gift) for single girls with a sense of humor.


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User Review  - FMRox - LibraryThing

Funny little book about relatinships from the female perspective. I would keep it in a guess bedroom. Read full review

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User Review  - dd196406 - LibraryThing

This book is hilarious. I think I have dated many of the boyfriends described here. Read full review


Introduction 11
A Pimp 18
A Serial Killer 26
A Hypochondriac 34
PassiveAggressive 43
An ExConvict 50
A Workaholic 58
A Fugitive from Justice 65
A Nymphomaniac 78
An Angel 84
Clinically Depressed 90
A Homophobe 98
An Insufferable Bore 106
Actually a Woman 41
Acknowledgments 112

An Alcoholic 71

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Patricia Carlin is a writer and illustrator who lives in Ardmore, Pennsylvania.

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