Humor Me, I'm Your Mother

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Harper Collins, Apr 4, 2006 - Family & Relationships - 194 pages

In a collection of stories, quips, and quotes that only Barbara Johnson could conceive, readers will laugh at the zany, unforgettable surprises of being a mother.
Mothers-they've seen it all-the good, the bad, and the hilarious. And now they're talking about it. Best-selling author, speaker, and all-around funny lady, Barbara Johnson continues her tradition of serious hilarity with a humorous look at the joys of motherhood. A collection of stories, quotes, and anecdotes that help moms forget the stress and frustration of unmade beds and a fast-food lifestyle, Humor Me, I'm Your Mother is the perfect book that will soon have them giggling, chuckling, and laughing out loud.

 

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Contents
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1 Introduction Just Do What I Tell You and Nobodyll Get Hurt
1
2 Pregnancy and Birth Sure Theyre Cute but Having a Baby Is a Pain
11
SLEEP
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4 SchoolAge Live Wires Carpooling to Problemville
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5 Adolescents and Teens How My Hair Turned Gray
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6 Parenting Adults I Dont Care How Old You Are Im Still Your Mother
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Notes
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Barbara Johnson guided millions of hurting women through the tunnel of despair with her best-selling books including Plant a Geranium in Your Cranium, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, and Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy. She and her husband, Bill, founded the non-profit Spatula Ministries which helps parents in crisis. She died of cancer in 2007 at the age of 79.

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