I Am Better Than Your Kids
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.
Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.
Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.
Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.
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Holy shit! I got this book the day it came out and the second I turned the page is the same second my shit got ruined! Who else's shit got ruined? All the kids in this book who had to suffer from ... Read full review
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