I Am Better Than Your Kids

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Simon and Schuster, 2011 - Humor - 310 pages
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.
 

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Holy shit! I got this book the day it came out and the second I turned the page is the same second my shit got ruined! Who else's shit got ruined? All the kids in this book who had to suffer from ... Read full review

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Contents

Section 1
5
Section 2
8
Section 3
16
Section 4
18
Section 5
21
Section 6
31
Section 7
53
Section 8
54
Section 13
157
Section 14
162
Section 15
166
Section 16
181
Section 17
184
Section 18
209
Section 19
245
Section 20
254

Section 9
55
Section 10
99
Section 11
137
Section 12
149
Section 21
258
Section 22
267
Section 23
268
Section 24
282

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About the author (2011)

Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his website, TheBestPageIntheUniverse.com, since 1997. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, a New York Times bestseller, followed by Crappy Children's Artwork based on his wildly popular article that has been viewed more than 20 million times. Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site, and he has a YouTube channel called “The Best Show in the Universe,” featuring clips viewed by more than 40 million fans.

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