I Am Charlotte Simmons: A NovelDupont University--the Olympian halls of learning housing the cream of America's youth, the roseate Gothic spires and manicured lawns suffused with tradition . . . Or so it appears to beautiful, brilliant Charlotte Simmons, a sheltered freshman from North Carolina. But Charlotte soon learns, to her mounting dismay, that for the uppercrust coeds of Dupont, sex, Cool, and kegs trump academic achievement every time. |
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THE MERMAID BLUSHED | |
THE DUMMY | |
YOU THE | |
THE MOST ORDINARY PROTOCOL | |
LOST PROVINCE ENTRACTE | |
THE TAILGATERS | |
THE SUBLIME | |
THE CONSCIOUS LITTLE ROCK | |
THE LIFEGUARD | |
THE HAND | |
COOL | |
GET WHAT? | |
SHAKING HANDS WITH FORTUNE | |
HIS MAJESTY THE BABY | |
THE VIEW UP MOUNT PARNASSUS | |
SOCRATES | |
HOT GUYS | |
ONSTAGE A STAR | |
THE H WORD | |
THE WALK OF SHAME | |
MILLENNIAL MUTANTS | |
MODEL ON A RUNWAY | |
TO | |
YOU OKAY? | |
HOW WAS | |
IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT | |
THE EXQUISITE DILEMMA | |
STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR GAY | |