I Can't Take Any More Crap!

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Troubador Publishing Ltd, Apr 1, 2007 - Great Britain - 304 pages
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This volume is an unscientific poll of stuff which hacks off a very large percentage of the populace. It looks at airports, goat cheese, big business, vacuum cleaners, tennis grunting, jellyfish, politicians, snakes, white vans, and much more.
 

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Contents

Absurdities
1
Airports
2
Archers The
4
Australians in the UK
5
Bangalore
7
Banks
9
Basil Brush
10
BBC
11
Nanny
141
News Bad
142
NinetyNine Pence
144
Nudity
145
OfAnything
148
Ofsted
149
Okra
151
Old Getting
152

Beer English
14
Bells Church Greek Chiming
15
Bombers Suicide
16
BT
18
Business Big
19
Buzz Bikes
20
Callers Cold
23
Cards ID Objections to
24
Cats Fat
25
Celebrity
27
Chavs
29
Cheese Goat
30
Circuses Involving Animal Acts
31
Cleaners Vacuum
32
Clocks Forward and Back Putting
34
Commercials
36
Corruption British
38
Currency Foreign
39
Days Valentiness and Other
41
Deodorants Lavatory
42
Designers
43
Diets
44
Dogshit
46
Drivers Bimbette
48
Eating Habits Japanese
50
Educationalists
52
Endoscopy
54
Evidence That There is No
56
Examinations Written School Etc
57
Excess Eating and Drinking Mostly
59
Exercise Its Own Sake For
60
Farms Wind
62
Fashion
64
Festivals Rock in my Back Yard
65
Fireworks
67
Fishing
68
Flups
70
Foam Expanding
71
Food GM Objections to
72
Football Anything to Do With
74
Footnotes
77
Gas Cooking and Heating
79
Greed
81
Grunting Tennis
82
Gum Chewing
84
Gymnasiums
86
Heights
88
Hills
89
Honours
91
Horses
94
Hyenas
97
Hunting with Dogs
98
I Mean
100
Incivility Drivers Guilty of
102
Insurance
103
Jams Traffic Tractors Causing
105
Jellyfish
106
Jingles
108
Judges
109
Kissing TV Cinema CloseUps
112
Kites
113
Korma
115
Lawyers
118
Letters Chain
122
Lettuce
123
Like
124
Luxury
125
Make Overs
126
MakeUp Teenagers Using
127
Manuals Instruction
128
Midriffs Bare
130
Mimes Needles
132
Morgan Piers
133
Motorway Service Areas Prices at
134
Music in Restaurants Also Shops Etc
135
Names Car
138
Names Slav the BBC Pronunciation by
140
OnHold
153
Operas Soap
155
Oxbridge Acceptances Systems For
156
Packaging
159
Parties Cocktail
160
Planners Local Government
162
Politicians African
163
Politicians Northern Irish
165
Politics British Politicians and
166
Prices Hotel
169
Prices Petrol
171
Prices Wine
172
Quakes
175
Qualifications Too Many
176
Quangos
179
Queues
182
Quizzes and Game Shows
183
Racing Horse TV On
184
Recorders Video
185
Reichs Cornwell Slaughter
187
Relations Public
190
Religion Organised
192
Research Market
194
Safety Health and
196
Schlock
197
Schools Boarding
199
Sewell Brian
200
Shag Shagging
202
Sharks
204
SideLights Driving On
205
Smoking
207
Snakes
208
Speakers Loud Quadraphonic
210
Spitting
211
Stubble Designer
213
Stupidity General Levels of
214
SuperMarkets HyperSimilar and
216
Tabloids
219
Targets
220
Television
222
Tipping
229
Trucks
230
Ulcers Stomach
233
Umbrellas
235
Umpiring Cricket Test Matches Bad
236
Underground London The
238
Uno The
240
United States Citizens Wrong Kind of
242
Vandals
247
Vans White
248
Vasectomy
249
Vatican The
251
Vegans
252
Viragos
254
Vivisection
255
Vulgarity
257
Wagner
259
WeatherBritish
260
WeatherGirls
262
Wind
263
WineBull
265
Wine French to Britain Exported
267
Witnesses Jehovas
269
Women Old
270
Xenophobia
272
Xmas
275
Y
278
Yahs
279
Yobs
280
Yoga
281
Yoof
282
Yoyos
283
Zealots Religious
285
Zodiac Signs of the
286
Zoos
287
Epilogue
291
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