I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

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Citadel Press, Sep 1, 2009 - Family & Relationships - 336 pages
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"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."--Introduction.
 

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Not for the easily appalled, offended or nauseated. But if we read the memoirs of the wonderful people who have truly made a difference in our world, or people that started at the bottom and made it ... Read full review

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I have a few things to say about this book... 1.) Tucker Max is not a literary genius. He's not even an exceptionallly good writer. The book contains several mistakes... though I don't know if that is ... Read full review

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Contents

The Famous Sushi Pants Story
1
The Night We Almost Died
8
The Blowjob Follies
21
Everyone Has That Friend
27
Hilarity Ensues
46
The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
54
Quite the Vacation
68
Tucker Goes to Vegas
72
Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game
178
The Absinthe Donuts Story
184
The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
196
She Wont Take No for an Answer
206
Tucker Ruptures His Appendix
210
The Sex Stories
221
Tucker Has a Moment of Reflection Ends Poorly
233
The Dog Vomit Story
243

Floss
89
The Foxfield Weekend
92
The Austin Road Trip
102
My Key West Trip
141
Girl Beats Tucker at His Own Game
144
Tucker Tries Butt Sex Hilarity Does Not Ensue
150
Thisll Just Hurt a Little
157
The UT Weekend
162
The Pee Blame
174
The Midland Texas Story
250
The Worst Tucker Story Ever
265
Snoop Story
277
Tucker Goes 3Minute Dating Hilarity Ensues
283
The Tucker Max Book Tour
288
The Tucker Max Female Rating System
321
The Tucker Max Drunk Scale
325
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About the author (2009)

Tucker Max was born in Atlanta, Georgia on September 27, 1975. He received B.A. in law, letters and society at the University of Chicago in 1998 and a J.D. from Duke University Law School in 2001. He published his first book, The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines, in 2001. His other books include Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues. He was the facilitator of the website Tard Blog, from 2002-2003 and was the founder of the now defunct Rudius Media, an Internet-based publishing outlet and management firm.

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