I Want To Laugh: Funny Jokes, Quotes, One-Liners and the Health Benefits of Laughter All Inside This Book

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Author House, Mar 25, 2010 - Humor - 128 pages
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The recommended daily dose of laughter is 15 minutes a day.  I WANT TO LAUGH gives you the health benefits of laughter.  For example, laughter lowers Blood Pressure, promotes better sleep, increases natural killer cells (to attack cancers and tumors), improves respiration, and much much more.  In addition, there are hundreds and hundreds of jokes, quips, and quotations for almost every occasion.  That's right this book will provide the quotes and jokes you need to get your day or night going with excitement.  After reading only a few pages, readers will find themselves emailing these side-splitting jokes to friends, family members, and co-workers.
 

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BORINGGGGG i fell i sleep cause how much boring it is so ya the first part was ok but the rest was about heath and boring stuff

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Contents

Gas Prices and the 99 Cents Store
1
Researched Information on the Benefits of Laughter
4
More Benefits of Laughter
6
While We Are in This Recession
9
Whats So Funny?
11
Funny Quotes
13
Life Inside the Comedy Club
18
Funny Comedy Jokes Quotes from Richard Pryor Rodney Dangerfield
20
Jokes to Tell at Work
45
Laughter Is All I Need
50
More Jokes to Laugh At
59
Classical Blonde Jokes and Clean Jokes
65
Funny Inspirational Quotes To Get You Through the Day
76
Hilarious Pick Up Lines That Are Fun
79
Keep the Laughter Coming
83
OffColor Humor
88

What Made Me Want To Be a StandUp Comic
24
Some More Quotes and Jokes from the Hottest and Legendary Comics of Our Time
27
Laughter Can Cure Racial Tension
33
Funny OneLiners from Comics You Are Familiar With and Not So Familiar With
35
Dry Humor
40
I Need a Lawyer
106
The Conclusion
112
Acknowledgements
115
Something About the Author
116
Copyright

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About the author (2010)

Comedian/Entrepreneur/Clothing Designer/Writer/Author: DERRICK ELLIS is a seasoned touring stand-up comedian.  He works concert halls, colleges, and comedy clubs all over the country.  He has been featured on BET'S Comic View for nine seasons as well as HBO'S Def Comedy Jam for one season.  He has a Clothing and Product Line called "FUNNY WEAR", you can log on www.funnywearclothing.com for more information on his line.  Mr. Ellis has been featured in the motion picture entitled "Tears Of A Clown".  He has three comedy DVDs out and two comedy CDs entitled "TALKING NOISE" and DERRICK ELLIS PRESENTS COMEDY AND MUSIC.  You can purchase his comedy dvds and cds at WWW.FUNNYWEARCLOTHING.COM.

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