I Would Hugya But If They See Me Do It They're All Gonna Wanna: A Book of Poems and Musings

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Xlibris Corporation, 2012 - Poetry - 166 pages
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John May spent the first half of his life to date in New York and the other half in California. He has worked in the finance industry for over 50 years as an analyst on Wall Street, pension fund manager, investment advisor and speechwriter.

He began writing for fun and performing at open mics in Long Beach, California in 2007. Favorite topics for the poet, known locally as "Jack," include romance, war, economics, politics, philosophy and comedy.

Jack and wife Peggy have been married for over 50 years; they have two children, Jacqueline and John, who have a total of five more.
 

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Contents

JACKIE ROBINSON
7
POET AS GAMESTER
8
THE WALL BY THE JACUZZI
9
GLAD TO BE HER
10
THE CHICK MAGNET COMPANY
11
PRIMITIVES
12
GRANDMAS HOUSE
13
BUSINESS PLAN PRODUCT IDEAS
14
POLITICS AND RIDICULE
86
WARMING OF THE EARTH
87
THE JENA SIX
88
STUPID PEOPLE CONTROLLED BY EVIL PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY
89
SYSTEM VS JUDGEMENT
90
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR EVERY BABY
92
LOVE MAKES ME BETTER
93
FOR THE BOTTOM THIRD ITS NOT WHETHER ITS WHEN
94

MOM
15
HOWS IT GONNA BE WHEN EVERYBODYS RICH
16
AN OBSCURE LOVE
17
BAD DRUGS KEEP EVOLUTION ALIVE
18
MY DAUGHTER THE MOUNTAIN GOAT
19
CHILDREN AT PLAY
20
THE ELECTRICIAN
21
DOVES
22
I HAVE TO SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE
23
GIFTING
24
CODGERHOOD
25
CIVILIZATION AMERICA
26
BATSWOMAN
27
SLEEP WITH THE STARS
28
PORTFOLIO COFFE SHOP VIENTO Y AGUA PEOPLE
29
RHYTHM
30
BUSY
31
SONS OF THE SOIL ARISE
32
WHEREVER GRASS GROWS OR EGGS FRY
34
EVERY HUG ADDS ONE MONTH TO MY LIFE
35
RN
36
JOSE
37
WAR INDEX
38
DETAILS
39
THE IGNORE
40
THE BOTTOM HALF OF HUMANITY
41
THE GENOME
42
THE LAST REMODEL
43
MEGANS DAD
44
EMERGENCE
45
WHAT I DID ON MY VACATION
46
SCOOTER
47
KATHLEEN JILLIAN AND ELIZABETH
48
ADDICTED
49
WHAT DO WE THINK?
50
THE ARGUMENT
51
WORLD OF ENMITY
52
CHAVEZ THINKS HE IS RIGHT
53
For All the World to See
54
SUE AND MARK
55
SMART
56
HANGIN OUT WITH ME
57
SHE OPENS
58
SON
59
FOREST
60
AC OR DC
61
BLOSSOMING
62
IF YOU WAX AT ALL YOU MIGHT AS WELL WAX POETIC
63
WE NEED A MAN ON A WHITE HORSE AGAIN
64
FATUOUS
65
POTENTIAL
66
ANOTHER DAY
67
AFFIRMATION
68
LIFE FORCE
69
OCCUPATIONS FOR THE ARMLESS
70
GOALS OF THE WEEK
72
YOU TUBE CELEBRATES LIFE
73
IF THEY CAN DO IT SO CAN WE
74
I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT
75
GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH JESUS
76
YOU SMELL BAD
77
SORRY YOURE SANE
78
PREEMPT
79
SLEDDING
80
THE PYRAMIDS OF ORANGE COUNTY
81
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE CASH
82
THE BAD NEWS
83
HOW WE DOING?
84
POWER SEEKERS
85
WHERE ARE THE GROWNUPS?
95
I AM A COMPOSTER
96
BIG HIT AT THE LA ZOO
97
SETTLING IN
98
THIS IS NOT A REPLAY
99
ITS ALL ABOUT BENDING
100
GOVERNMENT GUARANTY
101
NEW WEAPON
102
SAD FOR YOU
103
THE REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT
104
DONT KNOCK INFLATION ITS ONE TAX SHARED BY ALL
105
FUN WITH FLAT STANLEY
106
ITS A RELIEF KIND OF
107
CIVILIZATIONAMERICA
108
IN FEAR OF INFERIOR
109
TO WORK OUR WAY FORWARD
110
TRUTH
111
THE FIST BUMP
112
EMPIRE
113
NATURES ECONOMY
114
HERES YR ENERGY POLICY RIGHT HERE
115
SAY GOODBYE TO FREDDY AND FANNIE
116
POLITICS
117
COMEDIANS
118
STUNNED
119
RISK ASSESSMENT SEVEN YEARS AFTER NINE ELEVEN
120
LOVE FROM ABOVE
121
THE WARM FUZZY
122
GROWING PAINS
123
OH MY GOD HES REALLY THE PRESIDENT
125
GOING BROKE BY GUARANTY
126
ON THE OTHER HAND MAYBE THIS ISNT GOING TO WORK WHAT THEN?
127
TRILLION IS THE NEW BILLION
128
AFTER TALKING TO YOU I REALIZED THAT NICE THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING ALL AROUND ME LATELY
129
THERES NO FAZOOL LIKE AN OLD FAZOOL
130
TECHNO
131
MAHATMA GHANDI
132
WELL BEAT ANY ADVERTISED PRICE OR YOUR MATTRESS IS FREEE
133
THE TENDENCY OF HUMANS AND THEIR ORGANIZATIONS
134
LOOKING AHEAD SCARED BUT GRATEFUL
136
TWO VISIONS ENSHROUDED IN FOG
137
YOU ARE AN AUDIENCE AND YOU HAVE CERTAIN RIGHTS
138
ITS NOT GOING BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS
139
FLU IS NOT A PROBLEM
140
TOO DUMB TO LIE
141
OK YOU GET YOUR GUYS AND WELL GET OUR GUYS
142
THEY HAVE MORE IT MEANS YOU ARE INFERIOR AND YOU HATE THAT
143
HERES THE DEAL
144
FEELING SORRY BY THE BATCH
145
CUTE KID ON A PLANE
146
REACHING
147
SURROUND YOURSELF WITH BEAUTY
148
MELTDOWN
149
THE NEW RADICALS
150
THE MAN WHO LOVES
151
TONIGHT WE DANCE
152
THE POWER OF RIDICULE
153
INVENTIONS OF MAN
154
LEADER?    WE DONT NEED NO LEADER
155
LOOKING FORWARD THE FOLLOWING ARE PREDICTED
156
FATHERS WAY
157
THE CURVE
158
SHORTAGE OF EXORCISTS
159
ECONOMIC ENGINES WORK THE WAY THEY WORK
160
A LIE FOR THE DISENABLED
161
A PROCESS OF LEARNING
162
WHAT LUCK ON THIS BASTID
163
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