books.google.com - This fantastic collection features all of Paul Cookson's most popular poems, including "Superman Dog", "The Toilet Seat HasTeeth" and "The Amazing Captain Concorde!" ...https://books.google.com/books/about/I_d_Rather_Be_a_Footballer.html?id=jbddKAyY_JsC&utm_source=gb-gplus-shareI'd Rather Be a Footballer
Paul Cookson has compiled and written many books for Macmillan, including the very popular, How to Embarass Teachers. He spends most of his time visiting schools, performing his poetry and helping children write their own.
I'd Rather Be a Footballer: The Very Best of Paul Cookson