I'm Being Stalked by a Moonshadow
Did you know that grasshoppers hear with their legs?
And a pregnant goldfish is called a twit? Seth Parrot knows hundreds of little facts like these, because his father tells them to him. What Seth doesn't know is: Where do you meet muscular girls? How do you make them fall in love with you? Would a different haircut help? Is credit card fraud a good idea? What on earth is a moonshadow? By the end of the story, Seth will know the answer to four of these questions. They won't come from his father. They'll come from a very wise magazine called Dolly. From the author of Tumble Turn comes a hilarious new novel about muscles, love and a flower-hating Eastern European.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - seongeona - LibraryThing
What a sweet, funny, endearing, captivating story! I traded for this book because I liked the title, having just renewed my interest in old Cat Stevens' songs. I had no idea what this book was about ... Read full review