If Rednecks Had Been the Chosen People

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Thomas Nelson Inc, Feb 27, 1999 - Humor - 149 pages
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"In the beginning, God created Alabama," from which Adam Bob and Eveleen were banished because they ate the forbidden asparagus. This book humorously outlines the Old Testament from a Southern perspective without losing the integrity of the message.
 

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I absolutely LOVE this book. A friend of mine saw Mr. Thompson at a conference where he was the guest speaker and she bought this book for me. I laughed and laughed while reading it. You really have to know the bible stories and football and some pop culture to get all of this book's humor but I was right on top of it.... Great book!! Although..... I really think Louisiana is God's Country not Alabama ; ) Five stars in my opinion!
Melissa Jacob
Ponchatoula, Louisiana
 

Contents

Introduction
Should Never Have Made That Snake
Begotting Can Cause Blindness
You Sure These Animals Are ArkBroken?
Wetter Than Normal V How Quickly They Forget
The Official Birth of the Rednecks
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
Amongst the Yankees
Let M M My P P P People
Are We There Yet?
Yall Need to Git on Back Up Yonder
Hoss and the Phillystines
Governors and Other Goofups
The Crayon Is Mightier Than the Slingshot
David Ray Meets Barbie
This Must Be the End Because I Cant Think of Anything Else

This Figa Roe Aint about Singing
The Moose Is Aloose

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