If You Are Going to Lead... Don't Spit!

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iUniverse, May 20, 2011 - Business & Economics - 100 pages
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Caution! Do not read while riding as bikers have been known to fall over laughing. This collection of humorous short stories is from the archives of the Busted Knuckle Chronicles, a weekly national motorcycle newspaper and Canada’s on-line site containing all that bikers want to know. Layton's column appeared in the Busted Knuckle regularly over the past few years. These are stories of motorcycle adventures and misadventures as seen through the twisted mind of the author, a rider with 40+ years riding experience. Side effects may include wanting to wear leather chaps, a new love of the smell of oil, longing for the feel of wind in the face and acquiring a taste for bugs.
 

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Contents

1 Deadly Doses
1
2 Be Careful What You Ask For
5
3 Confessions of a Motorcycle Gang
11
4 The Bear Facts
15
5 Shiny Things
17
6 Jesus Saves Souls but Loud Pipes Save Lives
21
7 Jesus to Ride a Suzuki
23
8 The Wave
27
19 How to Tell a Real Biker
49
20 My Obituary
51
21 Duke Proctor Dead at 106
53
22 The Back Inversion Machine
55
23 Surprises Kill the Elderly
57
24 Hot Chocolate Hot Women Hot Vest
59
25 The Community
61
26 Riding Alone in Cancun
63

9 Mistress or Motorcycle You choose
29
10 Alice May be Slack but Shes Not Easy
31
11 Riding the Rockies in April
33
12 Code of the Road
35
13 Canadian Military Secret Revealed
37
14 Spring RunOff
39
15 Dont Park Wright
41
16 Motivating Teenagers
43
17 Motorcycle Airbags?
45
18 If You Had to Pick a Bike as a Mate
47
27 Riding in the Rain
65
28 Protective Wear
69
29 A Rolling Home Gathers No Moss
71
30 Id Rather Be Playing in Traffic
73
31 eBay Bidder
75
32 Jessie James Outlaws Bikers
77
33 Year of the Hog
79
About the Author
83
Books by Layton Park
84
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