Ignorance Is Contagious!: True stories and Life Lessons of Foolishness, Stupidity, and Buffoonery

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iUniverse, Sep 27, 2012 - Humor - 136 pages
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“This book is a page turner from beginning to end.
The stories are both relatable, and hysterical, with
dead on advice that make you go hmmmm”

- Karim Orange, Eco activist/ Huffington Post Blogger

“Abdul Majid’s Ignorance is Contagious is vividly
alive with great stories, plenty of laughs, and
hard-won life lessons. Young people will learn
from it, and so will their parents.”

-Ronald K. Fried, author of “My Father’s Fighter”

“Sometimes wisdom comes from the most unlikely
and humorous of places”

—Amy Linden, Arts Critic

“Like its author, Ignorance is Contagious is
profane, funny and heartfelt. This is a memorable
collection of modern-day fables that are real and
shed light on how we live today.”

—Rodney Stringfellow, Screenwriter and Educator

“ABDUL MAJID is able to capture the spoken word
in writing. His writing style is natural with flow and
above all his wit is wise.”

—Emily Cohen, Television Producer

“Fresh, innovative, enlightening, and (what I love
most) comical . . . . Ignorance Is Contagious,
offers alternative solutions for those situations
when keeping it real goes wrong”

—Pretty Ricki Fontaine, Comedian

 

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Contents

The Wing Man
1
You Just Talkin Cuz You Got Lips
7
W    T    F??
11
Yes We Can    Obama 09
14
The Story of D Black
19
This Pimp I Know
23
Father Knows Best
27
The Learning
32
Duke The Moon
61
3 Niggas And A Wedding
67
A Drunken Mind Speaks A Sober Truth
73
We Treat You Right
78
Jersey Drive
81
Cleveland Steamer
87
It Aint Trickin If You Got It
93
Wu Tang Is For The Children
98

Choking On BIG Smoke
37
The Role Model
43
The Chronicles of the Bitches The Whore The Slut and The Scumbag
48
Good Lovin Body Rockin Knockin Boots All Night Long
55
When The Chickens Come Home to Roost
104
What Would I Do Without Tittie
109
About The Authors
115
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