It Sucks to Know Me

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Author House, Mar 3, 2011 - Biography & Autobiography - 296 pages

Heres a once in a lifetime opportunity (at least thats what my critics are hoping for) to read my third book. If you already know me, you fully understand the full import as enshrined in the title of what I mean when I say It Sucks To Know Me. For those causal acquaintances, heres your last warning: run, dont walk, before its too late. For once you open this book, your psyche will never be the same. Your mind might explode as you try to reconcile the concept that Karl Marx had a number of good sayings while youre cheering loudly at a Tea Party rally.

As I said to my sister after she hadnt spoken to me for six months after reading my first book, I didnt kill any people in my book, they were just lawyers. I was fortunate to have another six months of peace until her brain finally was reset and she forgot why she was no longer speaking to me. For my part, my brain edit function is still out for repair (by court order).

I invite all of you to contemplate this as you read this book: Do you consider it to be a worthy addition to the worlds literature or would it have been better if I was never born? Send you votes to my mom whos agreed to tally them for me.

 

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Contents

I Was Born
1
Pinks Great Audition
4
Editing
16
Reviews
18
Because I Can A nod to Bill Clinton
20
Cross Country Skiing
21
Jury Duty
28
Glennisms
38
I Dont Hate Everyone
133
Im Still Here
141
More Training Vignettes
145
Who Can you Call?
152
My Neighbor Almost Died
154
Fish Is Foul
162
Please Send Me A Bill
168
I Wish I Had Said That
178

You Cant Talk To Me Like That
42
The Book Fair
46
Manslaughter
53
Come Share My Misery
64
Social SkillsDutiful Wife
66
APHORISMS
68
Am I Really That Unreasonable?
71
Thank God The World Is On Fire
73
Annoying Solictations
79
Fear No Evil
81
Average Advice From An Average Guy
82
Boy Am I Lazy
83
Jimmy Carter Won Anyway
86
Weve Not Come To Bury Caesar
91
Im Not Demented Just A Little Forgetful
93
Pathological Liar
96
Famous People Ive Met
102
Confessions Atonement
106
Well At Least Someone Is Doing Something Constructive Around Here
109
Am I Really That Good
114
White Terror Black Magic
122
Im Such A Sport
182
IRS Me
194
I was a Mediator for the State Attorney? Oy
197
You Little Trickster You
204
Have I Mentioned That I Hate The State?
208
Hi Neighbor
217
Anything For Money?
225
So Sue Me
229
I Love My Wife
232
FriendFriendly
236
Cremains
238
Once Again Night Call
239
More Lawyer Jokes
242
Torturing Lawyers
244
The Cistern Inn
249
Automatons
254
Bedside Manner Other
259
Self Appraisal
263
I See A Pattern Developing Here
267
Im Tired
270
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About the author (2011)

This is the third book for Glenn Allen. He writes for pleasure (mostly his own) but invites you to share in it.

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