Kill Me Now!: A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers Through the Frontline of the Dating Battlefield

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iUniverse, 2011 - Humor - 168 pages
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Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefi eld while searching for THE ONE.

In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he is doing and no idea how to maneuver through the skirmish.

Trapped in the epicenter of the courting confl ict, the motivating thought that sustains him is his strong belief that somewhere out there, she awaits.

Join Lawrence as he painfully stumbles through the mating minefi eld in search for his SOULMATE while silently wishing that he was elsewhere.

"Kill Me Now! is a riot... It is original." iUniverse advance review.

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About the author (2011)

Lawrence has been out on countless dates in search of his soulmate. Like most people he has found himself in many strange situations. However, he found that he could see the humor in each situation. Lawrence is a single guy in his late 40s. He has worked in computers and education for about 25 years and also holds a personal fitness trainer certification. He currently lives near Tel Aviv, Israel. Lawrence Fisher spends his days writing software tutorials and his nights in the endless search for the ONE.

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