Left Out: What to do if You're Left Behind or Left Below

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Ben Tousey, Oct 22, 2009 - 168 pages
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Tim LaHaye called it Left Behind.The Rapture: that auspicious moment when Fundamentalists everywhere suddenly disappear, raptured into Heaven, safe from the coming Tribulation. Left Out is the story of twin brothers, Benjamin and David Bragg. Benjamin comes from the philosophy that all paths to God are sacred, and David believes that the only way to get to Heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior and renounce your affiliation with the Democratic Party and declare war on anyone who would take Christ out Christmas.The day finally comes when nearly a billion people disappear from the Earth, most of them from the United States South. Meanwhile, in Heaven, things aren't going as expected. Despite the beauty and the splendor, Heaven's the new residents make a gruesome discovery. They don't like each other, but they're stuck with each other forever and ever hallelujah hallelujah
 

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Contents

A Night to Not Remember
1
Lunch and a Conversation
17
The Unexpected Dinner Party
31
Its the End of the World as We Know It
45
Imagine theres a Heaven
55
Weve got the Whole Planet All to Ourselves
63
As it is in Heaven
81
If Wed Only Think
95
As on Earth so in Heaven?
103
Good Riddance?
111
The Antichrist Rears His Very Attractive Head
117
Tears in Heaven
127
And there was War in Heaven
141
The Age of Aquarius
147
Paradise Lost
153
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