Maxims of Manhood Presents ManLibs: Fill-in Fun for REAL (adjective) Men

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Adams Media, Jun 18, 2011 - Humor - 96 pages
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Not to be confused with Mad Libsthose lame things kids do"ManLibs" was created by guys "for" guys. You still fill in the blanks, but there's no need to watch your mouth; in this case, words that make your girlfriend cringe earn you extra points.

Based on the original "Maxims of Manhood," here's your chance to make your "own" rules for the situations every real man needs to know how to handle, such as: Keeping an empty urinal between you and the next guyProperly ordering a steakKeeping one-night stands classySlapping another guy on the ass Add booze and you've got a great way to kill time between games."

 

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1 YOU ONLY RECOGNIZE PRIMARY COLORS
2 TIP WELL
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3 KEEP AN EMPTY URINAL BETWEEN YOU AND THE NEXT GUY
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4 PACK TWO PAIRS OF SHOES OR LESS
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5 OUTPERFORM THE GPS
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6 USE THE DIAPER BAG ONLY FOR DIAPERS
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7 NEVER SWITCH YOUR FAVORITE TEAM
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8 SLAP HIS ASS
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24 NO BATHS
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25 ONLY WEAR SUNGLASSES WHEN ITS SUNNY
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26 SPEND MORE ON BEER THAN HAIRCUTS
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27 NO FAKE AND BAKES
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28 SHAVE
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29 UNDERDRINK THE BOSS
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30 KICK UP KISS DOWN
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31 DANCE ONLY UNDER DURESS
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9 STAY UNTIL THE END
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10 ONLY FEAR ONE THING
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11 SHE MUST BE HALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN
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12 NEVER ASK FOR HER NUMBER
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13 ALWAYS HOLD THE DOOR
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14 GO FOR RBIS NOT BATTING AVERAGE
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15 KEEP THE ONENIGHT STANDS CLASSY
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16 DONT TAKE THINGS SLOW
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17 COUNT PROTEIN NOT CALORIES
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18 MAN THE GRILL
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19 ORDER FOOD THATS SIMPLER LARGER AND FATTIER THAN THE GIRLS
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20 NO STRAWS CHERRIES OR UMBRELLAS
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21 AVOID BOTH PEDICURES AD TOE FUNGUS
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22 PROPERLY ORDER A STEAK
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23 SHOP WITHOUT GOING SHOPPING
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32 KNOW HOW TO CHUG A BEER
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33 CONTROL THE WORLD WITH TECHNOLOGY
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34 DONT BE THAT GUY
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35 YOU CAN HANDLE SILENCE
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36 A BUDDYS FIGHT IS YOUR FIGHT
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37 MASTER THE BROHUG
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38 NO POKING ON FACEBOOK
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39 GIVE VALENTINES DAY THE RESPECT IT DESERVES
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40 UNHOOK THE BRA WITHOUT HELP
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41 NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
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42 EVEN THE TRAIN HAS DIGITS
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43 YOUR DOG MUST BE LARGER THAN A TOASTER
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44 KEEP HER OFF THE POLE
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45 ITS ONLY A FLESH WOUND
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Jeff Wilser is a former USMC Reserves squad leader who has been a regular online contributor to sites like GQ, MTV, and VH1. He writes about dating, sex, nightlife, and pop culture from his home in New York City. Max Biggs has been a bouncer, a bartender, an amateur race car driver, and currently promotes mixed martial arts contests. You can't get much more manly than that. He lives in Jersey City, NJ, the macho state.

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