Medical Humor: Medical Nonsense to Tickle Your Funnybone

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Thomas F. Shubnell, Sep 24, 2008 - Humor - 340 pages
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Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Pain killers are released during a deep laugh and stress hormones are decreased. A good laugh is truly good for the heart, soul, and brain. Read over three hundred pages of great medical humor, jokes, anecdotes, quips, and have a good laugh.
 

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Contents

Pharmacy
181
SMALL DOSES
182
PILLS
188
PHARMACIST FATHER
189
DEODORANT
190
TEQUILA CURE
191
HERBAL PRESCRIPTION
192
HAIR REMOVER
193

DENTAL PLATE
35
ANNUAL REVIEW
36
ADVICE
37
BROKEN LEG
38
HEARING TEST
39
BREAST PROBLEMS
40
UROLOGIST
41
SPERM COUNT
42
ALTERNATE THERAPY
43
IMPOTENCE
44
CASTRATION
45
THE DENTIST
46
BROKEN SCROTUM
47
PAIN KILLER
48
RASH
49
PREMATURE
50
PHYSICIAN TYPES
51
CHINESE MEDICINE
52
TESTICLE PROBLEMS
53
DOCTOR ACE
54
EXAMINATION
55
GYNECOLOGIST VISIT
56
CRUTCHES
57
RARE CONDITION
58
LENBUSH CURE
60
WRONG DOCTOR
61
STUDENT PROCTOLOGIST
62
OUTPATIENTS
63
ODDS AND ENDS
64
AILMENTS
77
BIRTH CONTROL
78
HOUSE CALL
79
REFERRAL NOTES
80
ADDICTION THERAPY
82
OB GYN
83
WISE VET
84
TIME
85
PERSONAL TRAINING
86
DENTURES
88
SPERM INSTRUCTIONS
89
PHYSICIANS WIFE
90
SYMPTOMS
91
STD
92
BLINDNESS
93
PSYCHIATRIC CHRISTMAS CAROLS
94
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION
95
SUPPOSITORY
96
OFF DUTY
97
PSYCHIATRY AND PROCTOLOGY
98
Emergency Department
99
ED CUTTINGS
100
BURNED UP
113
ED MEDICAL CODES
114
SUICIDE
116
ACCIDENT
117
LOOKS LIKE
118
ANGINA
119
GIVING BIRTH
120
OPERATING ROOM
121
OR STITCHINGS
122
HEART SURGEON
126
THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY
127
SURGERY
128
MINOR OPERATION
129
COLONOSCOPIES
130
EYE OPERATION
131
TESTICLE MISHAP
132
A SURGEONS POEM
133
PLASTIC SURGERY
134
POLITICAL SURGERY
135
THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR WAKING UP AFTER SURGERY
136
Around the Wards
137
QUICKIES IN BED
138
HOW TO PREPARE FOR THE HOSPITAL
141
HEALTHSPEAK
142
PROFESSOR BONK
143
CARDIAC CARE UNIT
144
NASTY BUG
145
COMA
146
MATERNITY WARD
147
DOCTORS ORDERS
148
JOHNSON SYNDROME
149
PAIN MANAGEMENT
150
WAKING FROM A COMA
151
INFORMATION
152
Nursing
153
NURSING NOTES
154
YOU KNOW YOURE A NURSE
160
PATIENT PAINS
164
TESTICLE CHECK
165
RECTUM STRETCHER
166
SIZES
167
FOR AILMENTS
168
EVIL PATIENT
169
PHYSICAL THERAPIST
170
NURSING SOLUTION
171
NUN NURSES
172
BE KIND TO NURSES
173
THREE NURSES
174
TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A NURSE
175
CHARACTERISTICS
176
DOOR THREE
178
NEW EMPLOYEES
179
REASONS TO DATE A NURSE
180
DRUGS FOR WOMEN
194
PRESCRIPTIONS
195
THE TEST
196
CANDY
197
HEALING ELIXIR
198
NEW PILLS
199
MOTION SICKNESS
200
VIAGRA
201
SEVERE PROBLEM
202
INSULTING PHARMACIST
203
NEW PILLS FOR MEN
204
STOMACH ACHE
205
EXPERIMENTAL PILLS
206
ANATOMY
207
SYNAPSES
208
BODY PARTS
216
MEN HAVE USELESS PARTS
217
PSYCHIATRY
218
EARS
219
CHEAP ADVICE
220
ANATOMY
221
MY THING
222
EYES
223
ANSWERING SERVICE
224
DIMUNITIVE PENIS
226
BREASTS AND THINGS
227
THERAPY
228
GOD AND BRAINS
230
MISSING PARTS
231
THE EXAM
232
MUFFS
233
STRESS MANAGEMENT
234
Ageing
235
SENIOR BITS
236
LONG LIFE
244
LONG TERM CARE
245
MEDICAL EXAM
246
MEMORY LAPSES
247
EUTHANASIA
248
MEDICARE
249
LONGEVITY
250
AGEING
251
HYPNOTISM
252
THE PHYSICAL
253
FLATULENCE
254
DISEASE OF AGE
255
NURSING HOMES
256
SENIOR CENTER
258
PROTECTION
259
ARTHRITIS
260
WHEEL CHAIRS
261
AGELESS THERAPY
262
MORGUE
263
MORGUE DROPPINGS
264
LIVING WILL
268
THE CASKET
269
LAST WISHES
270
IDENTIFYING BODIES
271
SUICIDE
272
TERMINAL ILLNESS
274
PHYSICIAN ENVY
275
SMILING CORPSES
276
FUNERAL ATTENDANCE
277
ADMINISTRATION
279
ADMINISTRIVIA
280
MEDICAL INTEGRITY
289
TOP TEN BAD HMO SIGNS
290
HEALTHCARE POLITICS
291
CUTBACKS
292
MEDICAL HEADLINES
295
ASYLUM
296
MEDICAL RECORDS
297
ADVANCED HEALTHCARE
298
FACE LIFT
299
PHONE USAGE
300
ARTHRITIS
301
SIGNS
302
OUR DIET
303
WHY CLONING IS BAD
304
DICTATIONS
305
SPECIMEN ROBBERY
306
CLONE
307
HEALTH AND WELFARE
308
MEDICAL HOTLINE
310
BONUS
311
MEDICAL STATISTICS
312
CHOKING AID
313
ADMINISTRATIVE CUTBACKS
314
Insurance
315
CO PAYS
316
LENGTH OF STAY
317
IN THE BEGINNING
318
THE HMO
320
COURT TRANSCRIPT
321
HEALTH PLAN
322
HMO Q A
323
CHEAP HEALING NOT WORKING
324
Medical Definitions
325
MINI MEDICAL DICTIONARY
326
DOCTORS NAMES
335
TAXONOMY OF MEDICAL PROFESSIONS
336
Medical Benefits of Laughter
337
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Doctor Tom has spent years writing, compiling, and laughing while putting serious and not-so-serious tomes together just for you. No where else in the world can you find so much fun in one place.

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