My Crazy, Pregnant Wife!
My first thoughts while writing this were to rip into my wife and the nine months of torture that she was about to put me through. Don't get me wrong, the love and joy of sharing the experience of having a baby together is a beautiful thing. Yet, your wife, is going to transform into an emotional roller coaster. This book was written to provide an extreme and irreverent look at how we as husbands feel, yet rarely--or very delicately--express to our spouses. You can try and relate, be sympathetic, and listen...but overall, you don't know jack about being pregnant! I've assigned a wife moodiness rating called the ''Preggo-Stat.'' It's much like a thermostat that determines the temperature at a given moment, yet it determines the craziness of your wife as she nears her due date. This insider information cluing you into her escalating hormone levels will lead you down the path of least resistance and potential peace while you're living with your crazy pregnant wife.
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