My Crazy, Pregnant Wife: An Outrageous Spin on Pregnancy for Dads!

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Jeff Walter, 2010 - Pregnancy - 155 pages
This book was written to provide an extreme and irreverent look at how we as husbands feel, yet rarely - or very delicately - express to our spouses. You are about to embark down a road that only your wife thinks she truly knows - pregnancy. You can try and relate, be sympathetic, and listen but overall, your wife will constantly remind you of one thing - you don't know jack about being pregnant!
 

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Contents

Fertilize that Egg
1
Pregnant Let the Games Begin
4
Your Pain is My Pain
6
Whats Up Doc?
12
Books
16
Im So Sick and Tired
20
Name Game
23
Secret Code of Sharing the News
27
Quiet before the Storm
68
Break Time
71
Register for Baby
74
Beer Run
79
Just for Men Paternity Leave
82
Week 27 Couples Baby Shower
85
TwoHour Shower
90
Nesting
93

Throwing up Everywhere
31
My Own Personal Taxi Driver
34
Horny
39
Mind Reader
41
Gas
46
Wheres My Dinner
50
More Food Cravings
55
Penis or Vagina
58
GoodBye Home Office
62
Complications
65
Ill Cry if I Want To
96
Leveraging the Baby Excuse
100
Complication Revisited
104
My Empty Wallet
107
Milk Me
109
Kick the tires
112
Visitation rights
117
I Sat Down and I Cant Get Up
121
My Water Broke Run Dad Run
125
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