My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Hachette Australia, Sep 1, 2012 - Biography & Autobiography - 224 pages
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Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea Handler loves men ... and lots of them.

My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion.

The book is a raucous collection of true-life experiences of actress and comedian Chelsea Handler. She recalls her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible and often satisfying beast; the one-night stand. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty, revealing precious bits of casual sex wisdom along the way.

My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won’t be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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User Review  - ossi - LibraryThing

Another book that I should have left alone. Clearly there is a wit in there but this collection of one night stands had nothing to offer. I found them dull and honestly boring. Her early life at home ... Read full review

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User Review  - Bertha_ - LibraryThing

This book is strangely addictive... so many adjective come to mind... raunchy, fun, dumb, informative, learn-from-other's-mistakes, quick read, etc etc etc. I know it doesn't make any sense. But it is actually an ok book. She seems to have had fun writing it that's for sure! Read full review

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About the author (2012)

Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured the country doing stand-up. Now settled in Los Angeles, she can be seen at the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory, and as one of the stars on Oxygen's Girl's Behaving Badly. Chelsea has guest-starred on programs such as Spy TV, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and The Practice, and her stand-up has been televised on VH1'S Love Lounge, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, HBO's broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

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