Honey Santana -self-proclaimed queen of lost causes - has a Plan.
She's working on a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference and dinner-time telemarketers. She's also taking part-time telephonist Boyd Shreve and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress to Dismal Key - one of the Everglades' Ten ThousandIslands - for a gentle lesson in civility.
What Honey doesn't know is that lurking in the island's undergrowth is Sammy Tigertail, half-blood Seminole Indian and wholly failed alligator wrestler, with death on his mind; and Honey's deranged co-worker, Louis Piejack, now with most of his fingers surgically mis-attached to the wrong knuckles, and intent on revenge.
A holiday to die for? In Hiaasen's extraordinary universe, anything can happen ...
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Crazy Fun!User Review - BaysideGem - Borders
This was the first Hiaasen book I've red and he's captured my interest for sure. His writing style is so much fun and at the same time mood and meaning are injected into each word choice. It was a ... Read full review
Nature girlUser Review - Not Available - Book Verdict
Honey Santana, a self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes," has had it with dinnertime telemarketers. She locates Boyd Shreve, a particularly offensive example of the lot, and lures him and his ... Read full review