Never Google Heartbreak

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Hodder & Stoughton, Mar 14, 2013 - Fiction - 352 pages
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A refreshingly honest, achingly funny read for fans of Bridesmaids, Caitlin Moran, and Pinot Grigio. When her fiance Rob breaks off their engagement for the third time, Viv does what any girl would do - she Googles heartbreak. Confronted by tales of misery, she decides to set-up her own self-help website for the broken-hearted. But as Viv passes through the three essential stages of grief (denial, vodka, disastrous haircut), she becomes determined that it's not too late to try and get Rob back. When things get out of hand after a drunken declaration of love at an extremely inappropriate moment, Viv's scruffy, tequila-swilling best friend Max is there to pick up the pieces. Viv starts to realise that maybe the real thing has been under her nose all this time, and now - one ex and a massive error of judgement later - she has to face the question: What's the craziest thing you'll do for love? Readers of Lindsey Kelk, Sophie Kinsella and Paige Toon won't be able to put this down. Never has heartbreak been so hilarious...

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Dear ex, I need to thankyou for making me see sense. I need to love and be loved unconditionally, I don't need emtional mind games of false promises of a future. Nor rejection when I showed you affection,cause it's you not me. You kissed me before you went away only to keep me hoping n feed your ego. You sent me txts, only when I told you I was out, did you send reply with how to behave? And kisses incase I lost interest in you. You don't reply my txts but too quick to point out if not replied yours. You use words like I,me ,mine, myself, I want, I don't like, ect... never words such has us ,we, our, ect...imaged is shallow and hollow without a heart, you need an unbalanced relationship in your favour, someone who will accept to love admire you more than you are willing to give, good luck with that!. Life is too, short to waste love on someone who loves himself. Hey I said I never felt good enough, truth is, I was far too good for you. you never apologised but happy to hear me say sorry, even when I had no reason to be sorry. You pressed my buttons made me feel worthless till I got upset then used my frustrated emotions against me, perfect excuse to blame me. You once said I should be myself like I was before, your expectations and control ment I couldn't be the person I was. iv wasted too many years loving you, the bloke who would rather have a big house and bmw on the drive and moan about affording the bills.Maybe you also need a reality check. Iv been a fool for loving you and now I'm done.  

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Emma Garcia's first taste of romance came after a B.M.X championship final, when she found comfort in the arms of a fidgety vegan in a mohair jumper. She is the author of NEVER GOOGLE HEARTBREAK and OMG BABY!, and she has also written and illustrated three children's picture books. She lives in York with her husband and their three children. You can visit Emma's website www.emmagarcia.co.uk to find out more, or follow her on Twitter @emzagarcia.

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