No One Loves a Fatty: How to Put Your Woman on a Diet

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JHHK, Apr 1, 2008 - Fiction - 184 pages
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Destined to become the Bestdamnselling book in America! 'No One Loves A Fatty: How To Put Your Woman On A Diet (& Other Power Secrets From The Guru Of Manliness)' will profanely change the way you think about all! even slightly! thick women! so that you can turn any DOG! damn ordinary girl! into a GOD!YES! Young Enthusiastic Sex Goddess! psychologically manipulate her into giving you Bliss-On-Tap! then exploit her flesh to attain WAP!BAM! Wealth And Power Beyond All Measure! even if it's only in your mind! because that still counts! because JHHK's Secret Technique is more than just Totally Life Transforming! it's the New Ultimate Titanium Standard! it's the NUTS! and the True Shortcut to instantly experiencing the Full American Dream!
 

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The Poor Reviews Have To Be From Fat Chicks
This book was hilarious and as a former frat, I found it spot on. It reminded me of college. I do not hate fat women (I’ve slept with four) so I just found it to be funny and a walk down memory lane. Worth the read.

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The truth is in the lie.
Without a doubt the funniest damn thing I have read in the last ten years written by an individual who either learned or has always been cruel to fat women. The insight
while exaggerated (for comic effect), is dead on about nutrition about 95% of the time.
What JHHK understands that girly men and wussies do not, is it's not about brutalizing, injuring or manipulating women. It about men giving away personal power to girls they are attracted. It's not that women are attracted to badasses, as much as badasses possess many of the traits that women desire. Women, especially beautiful women are approached constantly, used to making men uncomfortable and bent over backwards to gain their sexual approval. When a “hottie” finally meets a man who doesn't cower, meets every thrust without missing a beat, doesn't shower with compliments they've heard a hundred times and actually pokes them... he separates himself from the pack (of nancy boys and panty waists). Badasses are generally confident, cocky and not intimidated (lest of all by women). This author (Jack H. H. King) truly "gets it" and if you take that much away from this masterpiece in disguise, you'll start "getting some" too, more than you ever have in your entire life!
The truth is in the lie.
 

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Contents

Am Not An Expert
11
Prevention Is Futile
18
The Silent Penis Killer
26
The Phat Mathematics
33
Documenting Her Butt Pimples In 1080p
40
Fat Naps
51
Weight Lifting For Ass Shrinking
68
Live Forever TofuFree
74
Easy Recipes To Naturally Enhance Breast Size
87
Anal Massage For Pleasure And Profit
104
Performing A Spirit Dance
116
Writing Your Own KickAss Legacy
129
Plastic Surgery For Retards
146
The Miss Topless TrophyGirl Pageant
152
Time To Put That Fetish Video On The Internet
158
How To Hold An Intervention For Shits And Giggles
170

Inflammation Is Greek For Burns When You Pee
81

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