Official Slacker Handbook

Front Cover
Grand Central Publishing, Sep 26, 2009 - Humor - 132 pages
0 Reviews
The '90's answer to The Preppie Handbook is a satiric, humorous and comprehensive critique, written by the ultimate slacker, that reveals rules, guidelines and recommendations for being a state-of-the-art slacker. The book features a hip MTV-like format with fast-cut sidebars, cartoons, photos, lists, quizzes and charts.
 

What people are saying - Write a review

We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.

Contents

introduction
Slack Like Me
SLACKING THROUGHOUT HISTORY
THE SLACK SENSIBILITY
The Slack Pantheon
slackers dont jog
Mastering Sleep
ARE YOU A SLACKER?Quiz 1
ALCOHOLISM ON A SHOESTRING BUDGET
The ChessPlaying Slacker
MY HOBBIES
SLACKER PILGRIMAGES
THE DRIVEAWAY
AT LEAST YOURRE FINALLY GOING
Slacker Sex
BUT WHO SPRINGS FOR THE CONDOMS?

SLACKING THROUGH ACADEMIA
CHOOSING A MAJOR
SLACKING AT WORK
8 Jobs YOU CAN DO While Wearing Your Pajamas
DREAM JOBS TO DAY JOBS
SIN? OR PRACTICAL FORM OF POLITICAL PROTEST?
In Revenge Sleeping Is the Best
BILKING THE US GOVERNMENT
DRUG STUDY BONANZAS AND OTHER UNCONVENTIONAL WINDFALLS
Forewarned Is Forearmed
THE LOOK AND HOW TO GET IT
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE GOATEE
HOW TO LOOK FUNCTIONALLY INSANE
THE LOOK FOR MEN
INSIDE THE SLACK POCKET
THE LOOK FOR WOMAN
WHY WEVE STOPPED WEARING UNDERPANTS
THE GAP OUT OF YOUR PRICE RANGE
GRUNGE WAS A TREND GREASE IS A LIFE STYLE
Home Sweet Hovel
INTERIOR DESGIN THE SLACKER WAY
Mirror of the Self
ODE TO THE FUTON
THE ABCS OF SQUATING
FREE FOOD IN THE MAIL
SLACKER SORIETY
Mastering Cafe Etiquette
THE SERIAL KILLERS
WHY WE SMOKE CIGARETTES
How to Pick up Art School Chicks
BREAKING UP
Intellectual Pretension
12 Books to Tell Other People Youve Read
USELESS CAUSES 101
FILM THREAT MAGAZINES TOP TEN SLACKER FILMS GIVE OR TAKE
The Slacker as Unrecognized Genius
Telling Others About Your Talent
THE FIVEMINUTE POET
SHOWING OFF YOUR SUBURBAN CHILDHOOD SCARS
The Slackers Copyright
THE DARK SIDE
The Film School Dilemma
Qualities of a Good Screenplay Writing Partner
Should You Sell Out?
Are You a Temperamental Auteur or Just Another Moody Slacker?Quiz 4
Inside The Twisted Slacker Psyche
ALIEN LEXICON
MASONS
Conspiracy agogo
SLACKING THROUGH RITUALIZED PAIN
THE PARANOIA CHECKLIST
Are You Mentally Ill or Just Slacking?QUIZ 5
YOUR SLACKING DAYS ARE OVER WHEN YOU
Appendix
About the Author
The official Slacker handbook
Copyright

Other editions - View all

Common terms and phrases

About the author (2009)

SARAH DUNN was a senior writer for "Murphy Brown" and the executive story editor for "Spin City". She was a co-producer of "Veronica's Closet" before leaving TV to write fiction full time. She has been published in "Mademoiselle, Glamour, "and "Sojourner". She lives in New York City.

Bibliographic information