Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs

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Da Capo Press, Aug 12, 2008 - Fiction - 256 pages
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Welcome to the mind—to the world—of Fake Steve Jobs. Fake Steve the counterintuitive management guru: “Obviously we can’t literally put our employees’ lives at risk. But we have to make them feel that way.” Fake Steve the celebrity hobnobber: “I like Bono. He’s the only person I know who’s more self-absorbed than I am.”

Options is the book that had the critics howling—with laughter:

“A voice for our own digital age....Mac-slappingly funny.”—Newsweek.com
“Hilarious.”—New York Times
“There’s a laugh-out-loud moment on nearly each one of the book’s pages.”—Wall Street Journal
“Wickedly funny.”—San Francisco Chronicle

 

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AGENCIES CHANGAY JAPAN CHINA AND NORTH KOREA ASESIANDO Venezuelan citizens stealing information from
satellites VENEZOLANOS
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CNN News - ELECTRO MAGNETIC NOISE DEVICE JUAN CARLOS VALLEJOS - PHONE (+0058) 0414-422-91-69 / 0414-585-00-44 / 0414-585-00-44
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ANTI MIND CONTROL - MENTAL TORTURE - BRAIN WASHING - HUMAN USED AS RATS - MIND CONTROL ANTI MENTAL TORTURE
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ILLUIMTAI AND (NOW) ORG: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qbtmbb2bA4OMIhkVIaECzWD57IzfcPJKMRZRMtfwCNk
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WE THE spied through YOUR EYES! - PROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Crime Policy.
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Mafias, kidnapping and drug trafficking.
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Complaints to prosecutors and courts
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HUAMAN RACE STUDIES INTELGENCY AGENCY OF STATES IN VENEZUELA NEGRO PONTE
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DRUG THEFT MURDERS THE HAGUE AND THE UN HUMAN rights violators MAKE STUDIES OF THE HUMAN RACE IN THE WORLD.
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EVENT HORIZON CORP U.S. ARMY - JOSE SALGADO - ORGANIZATION - CANADA - BOOK - SPACE PROGRAM - COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY - NASA - State - Country
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ILUMINATI AND NOW GENOCIDE BY JUAN CARLOS VALLEJOS
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03/19/2005 GENOCIDE BILL GATE PROJECT COPY AND RESEARCH PROJECTS BY TECHNOLOGICAL GENOCIDE IN LATIN AMERICA VENEZUELA
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URL: https://www.docs.google.com/open?id=0B7rdd1w6dkcSamZTX1ZNWWZmVkk
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NOTICIAS24C@GMAIL.COM
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EVENT HORIZON space programs and organizations conducting studies for the human race to NASA space programs
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Some presidents of North America USA CANADA USA USSR, some organizations STUDY OF THE HUMAN RACE TO MAKE DIFFERENT CRIMINAL ACTIVITY
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ILLUIMTAI MANY ORGANIZATIONS AND (NOW) - (CHINA, JAPAN (UN AND HAS IN ITS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME UNITED NATIONS) AND NORTH KOREA) STUDY OF THE HUMAN RACE IN THE UNITED STATES THAT AS - MK ULTRA - PANDORA - Piotr Ivanovitch Ivashutine GRU -
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RTVE Neuro Sciences Division of Nano Electrode Implantation Sevilla (Selective Memory Errace Techniques), NCTV and TVS.
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GENETIC LABORATORY TAECNOLOGy BUILDING DEVELOPMENT OF HOSPITALS MOLECULES AND STOLEN CELL POPULATION for gene cloning spy on PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TO HACK THE MIND OF PEOPLE PEOPLE HANDLED AND CREATE LISTS AS BLACK PEOPLE KILLED ANDERSON DANILO
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AMONG THE MANY CRIMES ARE PERFORMING IN DRUG TRAFFICKING, rape of women, theft, murder,
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THIS TYPE OF THEFT DO WITH NANOTECHNOLOGY IN FOOD INCLUDING drinks and medicines
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Case Summaries of Mind Control - Torture Mental Harassment
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VENEZUELAN RATS USED AS MIND CONTROL ANTI MENTAL TORTURE
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CNN News Network Documentary Producer Urges That, "All Non-Consensual Experimentation Needs to Stop".
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CHAVEZ: WE THE spied through YOUR EYES!
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MANIPULATED HANDLED ELECTION CRIMES NOW! - CHAVEZ: Blacklists - Black Lists.
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Danilo Anderson explosions terrorism Venezuelan intelligence agency.
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Development Programme of the United Nations UN, UN, World (Venezuela), Genocide obtaining neural patterns for transmission from satellite.
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Genetic changes in satellite transmissions apartir mental structures and molecular structures (genetic).
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Crime Policy.
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(STATEMENT ON THIS CLASSIFICATION NUOVO CRIMES).
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(Cerebral Mutilation - Mutilation of the hypothalamus).
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NANO computers that use to cauterize cells in the spinal cord, hypothalamus, brain and organs.
 

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Contents

Prologue
1
Trouble in Jobs Land
5
Dark Night of the Steve
93
Enlightenment
195
Epilogue
245
Copyright

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About the author (2008)

Daniel Lyons is a senior editor for Forbes and creator of the wildly popular blog ?The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs” (fakesteve.blogspot.com). He lives in the Boston area.

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