Please God Let it Be Herpes: A Heartfelt Quest For Love and Companionship
Humorist-writer-mammal Carlos Kotkin is lucky in love-if lucky in love means he's had enough horrible, pathetic, and downright bizarre dating experiences to write a book. His trouble with females usually begins upon opening his mouth.
Here, Carlos shares his ups and mostly downs of bachelorhood, including romantic conquests with a slew of childhood crushes, insane yogis, a Playboy vixen, a STD host, the flaky, the deaf, and the just plain dumb. His unique mating style is not to be duplicated, but it will definitely make readers laugh-and want to get tested ASAP.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - zmagic69 - LibraryThing
From the title I expected this book to be really funny, it is only somewhat funny. Carlos the author is completely and totally inept. Socially as well as sexually, and while the girls he gets involved ... Read full review
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