Poop Pandemic!: The Ultimate Weapon of Mass Hysteria
SynergySalad, 2007 - Family & Relationships - 127 pages
The Poops are here! It's only a matter of time before it's all over! If you like crass, politically incorrect, and genuinely hilarious humour, this is your book. You won't put it down! Read what 15-year-olds partake of, why you should never eat peanuts in pubs, why disease pandemics occur, and what the Poops are doing about it. They've a winning strategy! We don't! Yet. The style is so funny, yet the facts are undeniable. Germs are everywhere more than ever, and being carried around the world with jet speed. You've never read a book like this about such a touchy subject. It'll blow you away! An absolute must-read for high/secondary school students and everyone else the world over! Corporations can decrease sick days by giving all their employees a copy, especially fast food companies . and those of us who eat in them! There's even a simple 1-2-3 habit plan to protect you from the Poops! Before it's too late ...: ) Check out www.PoopPandemic.com if you dare!
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