Punked by Prince Charming: One Girl's Dating Disasters

Front Cover
Tate Publishing, 2012 - Humor - 84 pages
Picture this: sexy, orthopedic, black Velcro shoes, plaid polyester pants the color of pea soup, and a dreadful baby poo-colored western shirt unbuttoned to the navel! Now imagine this stellar expression of fashion on a man with jet-black hair protruding from his nose and ears at lengths that barely compared to that on his head. Take that image you have created in your head and shrink him to a dainty 4'9' and add to it the faint smell of VapoRub and bacon! This is the fella we affectionately named 'Leprechaun Man'!Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the least weird of them all?Remember when fairy tales started with 'once upon a time' and ended with 'happily ever after'? Now they start with online profiles and end in absolute disaster!Pull up a comfy chair, pour yourself a glass of wine, and join Kristi Beatty on her hunt for the elusive Prince Charming.Married women will be thanking their lucky stars they're done dating and single girls will laugh out loud at Kristi's disastrous dates. Get ready to bePunked by Prince Charming!
 

What people are saying - Write a review

We haven't found any reviews in the usual places.

Contents

Introduction
7
Leprechaun Man
9
Air Guitar Boy
13
Bearded Wonder
17
Sign Boy
21
Winking Gun
27
The Spicy Vampire
33
Five HundredPound Crossing Guard
43
Eew Jr
49
The Gaming French Maid
55
Mr Fetish
63
Tadpoles in a Shallow Pool
67
Fleepan
75
Spunky Princess
81
Copyright

Common terms and phrases

Bibliographic information