Real Women Don’t Wear Thongs!

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Author House, Dec 1, 2008 - Biography & Autobiography - 280 pages
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It’s a fact. Women’s brains were built to deal with more than one thing at a time. We prove this everyday. We wake up, usually an hour to 1 1/2 hours before the guys. We shower, put on “face” that says, “Look at me, husband, kids, job and house and somehow I still find time to put on makeup.” Then off to the closet to find just the right outfit t that will have all the girls saying, “Ooh, I love that outfit!” Perfect hair, makeup, clothes, now it’s time to wake up the kids and debate with them for 5 minutes why they cannot have cookies for breakfast. After 10 “We’re gonna be late!’s” Enter the vehicle, fight over who’s sitting in front, try to sign the paper your daughter forgot to tell you about the night before. Whatever I’ve signed, I know I’ll probably have at least a week to figure it out before the event.

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Donetta Sterling: Who is she?

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you will fall in love with Donetta. From small town Heber Springs, Arkansas, you’ll feel as if you’ve known her your entire life. A normal, everyday, woman who got a chance to write a weekly column at her local newspaper and has turned it upside down.

Meet a woman who is sick and tired of a society of excuses and tells it like it is. A mother who’s not afraid of admitting making mistakes.

Watch as she has learned to cope with the deaths of her beloved father and step father just one month apart. Her first child leaving home and then joining the Navy during the Iraq war. Learn how she has come to grips with growing up poor and the feeling of never being good enough. Although she has made every classic mistake there is, she has overcome and inspires her readers to do the same. See how this twice divorced, single mother of two, has learned to laugh about life and so can you.

So put your big girl panties on and expect the unexpected from a woman that will Say Anything!

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