Retail Hell: How I Sold My Soul to the Store
From Act I:
"Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag."
It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com!
This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor," knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell.
From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - Y2Ash - LibraryThing
Freeman Hall is a Handbag, not purse, sales associate at a store called The Big Fancy. In it, he describes the multitude of problems he experiences from co-worker and management to the annoying ... Read full review
LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - skinglist - LibraryThing
Freeman has an interesting sense of humor, but I found him to be a little whiny. Cammie is his BFF, and he doesn't like Douche - do we need that every single chapter? In some ways it seems as if the ... Read full review