Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults & Adultresses

Fat Lloyd

AuthorHouse, Sep 12, 2011 - Poetry - 132 pages

Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults and Adultresses is a collection of humorous stories and/thoughts that are presented in a 'rhyme' format. Each 'rhyme' is designed to either make you laugh at yourself or your convictions or both. There is usually a lesson in each entry if enough tyme and energy is applied to find the under lying wisdom or lack of it. Many of these 'rhymes' have a twist from conventional thought and most have a 'punch-line' that will breathe these thoughts into life. This is not an educational project. Rather it is an entertainment effort that will certainly educate. Fortunately, many of these thoughts and ideas are a bit naughty.

Contents

• A DUCK NAMED QUACKER: 1
• THE CURSE OF A WITCH: 2
• CASH MULE: 4
• DYING IN BED: 6
• BAR FIGHT: 7
• AVID GOLFER: 9
• COWBOY BOOTS: 10
• DENTIST: 12
• DRUGS: 14
• DUI: 15
• THE FEARSOME FOURSOME: 17
• FELL OUT OF BED: 20
• FINAL ANSWER: 21
• FLIGHT PLAN: 23
• FLOWER of LOVE: 25
• FUNERAL QUESTIONS: 26
• GHOSTS: 29
• GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS: 31
• GOVERNOR: 34
• GRANDPAW CAME TO TOWN: 35
• Growing Pains: 37
• HIGH TECH HEARING AID: 39
• HICKORY DAIQUIRI: 40
• LESSON OF A MULE: 41
• LIVE LIFE IN: 44
• A MANS HEAD: 46
• MURPHYS LAUNDRY: 47
• MY GIRLFRIEND: 49
• NARY A FLOWER: 50
• A WORD TO THE WISE: 51
• NEVER NEVER EVER GIVE UP: 53
• NIGHT OF THE FOURTH: 55
• A FAMOUS PIECE OF ART: 57
• RIDEEM COWBOY: 60
• THE SAID DID KID: 62
• SANTA: 63
• SEEKING WISDOM: 64
• THE SEERSUCKER SUIT: 65
• SHARING: 67
• SHOELESS JOE: 69
• THE SKELETON: 71
• SWAMP WISDOM: 72
• SPLINTERS IN HER CROTCH: 73
• THE HEARING TEST: 77
• THE WILL: 79
• THREE OLD MEN: 81
• TRIALS: 82
• WHERE ARE YOU?: 83
• WOMAN DRIVER: 84
• ABOUT FACE: 86
• CAPTAIN KURT: 88
• DINING OUT: 90
• FATAL ATTRACTIONS: 91
• FRIED RICE: 93
• GLASSES: 95
• HIGH SEAS HYGIENE: 96
• INFINITY: 98
• PILLS: 99
• PHYSICAL: 100
• PLASTIC SURGERY: 102
• THE POET: 104
• REMOTE EXERCISE: 105
• SENIOR BREAKFAST: 106
• REAL FATHER: 108
• THE INTERVIEW: 110
• THE SPECIMEN: 112
• THE WEDDING: 114
• TRUCK STOP STOP: 116
• UPSIDE DOWN: 118
• INTEGRATION: 120
• YOUNG LOVE: 121

About the author

Lloyd Williams, better known as Fat Lloyd, is from Rock Falls, Illinois but now lives in South Carolina. He joined the Navy ten days after high school graduation in 1959. Lloyd won an appointment to the U.S. Naval Academy at Annapolis, class of 1964, while he was an enlisted man. Lloyd held many different jobs after he got out of the Navy. Many of these positions were either sales or restaurant management. He had an unusual and dramatic conversion to Christianity and felt he was called to go to India to preach the gospel. Lloyd refused to join any denomination and traveled around the world twice without any worldly support and without ever asking anyone for anything or taking up a collection. He felt if he was really called, God would provide everything he needed, and He did. Lloyd became a business consultant when he returned to the business community. He spent the next thirty years recruiting and training sales people. Motivational speaking was a major part of his duties during this period. This position required him to travel away from home at least 300 days per year. Lloyd learned the power of humor to impact and motivate sales people to become successful. This lifelong collection of humor has been converted into Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults and Adultresses

Bibliographic information

• Title: Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults & Adultresses
• Author: Fat Lloyd
• Publisher: AuthorHouse, 2011
• ISBN: 1467027987, 9781467027984
• Length: 132 pages
• Subjects: Poetry / General