RHYMES OF OUR TYMES for Adults & Adultresses

Fat Lloyd

AuthorHouse, Sep 12, 2011 - Humor - 132 pages

Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults and Adultresses is a collection of humorous stories and/thoughts that are presented in a 'rhyme' format. Each 'rhyme' is designed to either make you laugh at yourself or your convictions or both. There is usually a lesson in each entry if enough tyme and energy is applied to find the under lying wisdom or lack of it. Many of these 'rhymes' have a twist from conventional thought and most have a 'punch-line' that will breathe these thoughts into life. This is not an educational project. Rather it is an entertainment effort that will certainly educate. Fortunately, many of these thoughts and ideas are a bit naughty.

Contents

• A DUCK NAMED QUACKER: 1
• THE CURSE OF A WITCH: 2
• CASH MULE: 4
• DYING IN BED: 6
• BAR FIGHT: 7
• AVID GOLFER: 9
• COWBOY BOOTS: 10
• DENTIST: 12
• DRUGS: 14
• DUI: 15
• THE FEARSOME FOURSOME: 17
• FELL OUT OF BED: 20
• FINAL ANSWER: 21
• FLIGHT PLAN: 23
• FLOWER of LOVE: 25
• FUNERAL QUESTIONS: 26
• GHOSTS: 29
• GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS: 31
• GOVERNOR: 34
• GRANDPAW CAME TO TOWN: 35
• Growing Pains: 37
• HIGH TECH HEARING AID: 39
• HICKORY DAIQUIRI: 40
• LESSON OF A MULE: 41
• LIVE LIFE IN: 44
• A MANS HEAD: 46
• MURPHYS LAUNDRY: 47
• MY GIRLFRIEND: 49
• NARY A FLOWER: 50
• A WORD TO THE WISE: 51
• NEVER NEVER EVER GIVE UP: 53
• NIGHT OF THE FOURTH: 55
• A FAMOUS PIECE OF ART: 57
• RIDEEM COWBOY: 60
• THE SAID DID KID: 62
• SANTA: 63
• SEEKING WISDOM: 64
• THE SEERSUCKER SUIT: 65
• SHARING: 67
• SHOELESS JOE: 69
• THE SKELETON: 71
• SWAMP WISDOM: 72
• SPLINTERS IN HER CROTCH: 73
• THE HEARING TEST: 77
• THE WILL: 79
• THREE OLD MEN: 81
• TRIALS: 82
• WHERE ARE YOU?: 83
• WOMAN DRIVER: 84
• ABOUT FACE: 86
• CAPTAIN KURT: 88
• DINING OUT: 90
• FATAL ATTRACTIONS: 91
• FRIED RICE: 93
• GLASSES: 95
• HIGH SEAS HYGIENE: 96
• INFINITY: 98
• PILLS: 99
• PHYSICAL: 100
• PLASTIC SURGERY: 102
• THE POET: 104
• REMOTE EXERCISE: 105
• SENIOR BREAKFAST: 106
• REAL FATHER: 108
• THE INTERVIEW: 110
• THE SPECIMEN: 112
• THE WEDDING: 114
• TRUCK STOP STOP: 116
• UPSIDE DOWN: 118
• INTEGRATION: 120
• YOUNG LOVE: 121

Bibliographic information

• Title: RHYMES OF OUR TYMES for Adults & Adultresses
• Author: Fat Lloyd
• Publisher: AuthorHouse, 2011
• ISBN: 1467027987, 9781467027984
• Length: 132 pages
• Subjects: Humor / General; Poetry / General