RHYMES OF OUR TYMES for Adults & Adultresses

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AuthorHouse, Sep 12, 2011 - Humor - 132 pages
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Rhymes of Our Tymes for Adults and Adultresses is a collection of humorous stories and/thoughts that are presented in a 'rhyme' format. Each 'rhyme' is designed to either make you laugh at yourself or your convictions or both. There is usually a lesson in each entry if enough tyme and energy is applied to find the under lying wisdom or lack of it. Many of these 'rhymes' have a twist from conventional thought and most have a 'punch-line' that will breathe these thoughts into life. This is not an educational project. Rather it is an entertainment effort that will certainly educate. Fortunately, many of these thoughts and ideas are a bit naughty.
 

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Contents

A DUCK NAMED QUACKER
1
THE CURSE OF A WITCH
2
CASH MULE
4
DYING IN BED
6
BAR FIGHT
7
AVID GOLFER
9
COWBOY BOOTS
10
DENTIST
12
SEEKING WISDOM
64
THE SEERSUCKER SUIT
65
SHARING
67
SHOELESS JOE
69
THE SKELETON
71
SWAMP WISDOM
72
SPLINTERS IN HER CROTCH
73
THE HEARING TEST
77

DRUGS
14
DUI
15
THE FEARSOME FOURSOME
17
FELL OUT OF BED
20
FINAL ANSWER
21
FLIGHT PLAN
23
FLOWER of LOVE
25
FUNERAL QUESTIONS
26
GHOSTS
29
GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS
31
GOVERNOR
34
GRANDPAW CAME TO TOWN
35
Growing Pains
37
HIGH TECH HEARING AID
39
HICKORY DAIQUIRI
40
LESSON OF A MULE
41
LIVE LIFE IN
44
A MANS HEAD
46
MURPHYS LAUNDRY
47
MY GIRLFRIEND
49
NARY A FLOWER
50
A WORD TO THE WISE
51
NEVER NEVER EVER GIVE UP
53
NIGHT OF THE FOURTH
55
A FAMOUS PIECE OF ART
57
RIDEEM COWBOY
60
THE SAID DID KID
62
SANTA
63
THE WILL
79
THREE OLD MEN
81
TRIALS
82
WHERE ARE YOU?
83
WOMAN DRIVER
84
ABOUT FACE
86
CAPTAIN KURT
88
DINING OUT
90
FATAL ATTRACTIONS
91
FRIED RICE
93
GLASSES
95
HIGH SEAS HYGIENE
96
INFINITY
98
PILLS
99
PHYSICAL
100
PLASTIC SURGERY
102
THE POET
104
REMOTE EXERCISE
105
SENIOR BREAKFAST
106
REAL FATHER
108
THE INTERVIEW
110
THE SPECIMEN
112
THE WEDDING
114
TRUCK STOP STOP
116
UPSIDE DOWN
118
INTEGRATION
120
YOUNG LOVE
121
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