Rick and Bubba for President: The Two Sexiest Fat Men Alive Take on Washington

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Harper Collins, Jun 3, 2008 - Humor - 240 pages
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Still wondering who to vote for?

Well, wonder no more. In Rick & Bubba for President you'll discover that the two self-proclaimed "Sexiest Fat Men Alive" are exactly what Washington needs. From global warming ("We'd get involved, but it's just been so doggone hot lately."), to updating Air Force One ("Hasn't it gone without a pizza over long enough?"), it's obvious that Rick and Bubba have the fresh ideas that Americans have been waiting for.

Whether male or female, Republican, Democrat, Independent, or undecided, we can all agree on one thing: two heads of state have got to be better than one. So get out the White House barbeque! Rick and Bubba are headed to Washington! 

BONUS! Includes a "Best of Rick & Bubba" CD!

 

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Contents

Advantages of CoPresidents
1
Our Campaign Strategy
3
Foreign Affairs
7
The National Debt
11
Campaign Funds
17
Newbies
19
The Rick and Bubba Presidential Library
23
Rick and Bubba Live from the White House
27
Rick and Bubba Are in the House
117
The NotSoSecret Service
121
Royal Protocol
123
The Supremes Court That Is
125
Merry Christmas from DC
129
Skeletons in Our Closet
133
Presidential Denials
137
Government Waste
139

The FAA
31
A Taxing Situation
35
The Stephen Colbert Factor
41
Government on a Diet
43
Getting out the Vote
45
Press Conferences
47
Campaign Promises
49
A Few Changes
51
First Pets
53
First Ladies
55
Is There a Doctor in the White House?
59
Rick and Bubbas Patients Bill of Rights
65
Our Cabinet
69
First Kids
73
Campaign Slogans
77
Why Betty Will Not Be Surgeon General
79
The Heats On
83
Rick and Bubbas Backward Plan for America
89
One Nation under God
91
Setting a Few Things Straight
95
Washington Mishaps
97
We Do Solemnly Swear
101
The Debates
105
Front Porch Politics
107
The Underdog Wins
111
Reality Check
113
Presidential Sound Bites
143
The Presidential Limousine
145
Term Limits
147
Sunrise Sunset
149
Only in America
151
Air Force One
155
Crime and Punishment
157
First Pitch
161
Free Trade
163
1 2 3 4 5 Groups Whose Vote We Dont Plan on Getting
167
Monumental Changes
171
The Balcony Vote
175
The Look
181
The Medical Disclosure
183
Completing the Smithsonian
187
Keeping Your Eyes on the Prize
189
The New List of Endangered Resources
191
Whats Right about America
195
Victory Speech for When All Major Networks Call the Race in Our Favor
203
Speech for When Networks Withdraw Their Premature Announcement of Our Victory
205
Concession Speech for When the Votes are Finally Counted and Weve Been Found Wanting
207
Concession Speech for When the Fourth and Final Recount Has Been Performed and Every Hanging Chad Has Been Accounted For and Once Aga...
209
When All Is Said and Done
211
From a Fathers Heart
215
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