Rick and Bubba's Big Honkin' Book of Huntin': The Two Sexiest Fat Men Alive Talk Hunting

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Thomas Nelson Inc, Sep 30, 2008 - Humor - 224 pages
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As anyone who has listened to the Rick and Bubba radio show knows, the “sexiest fat men in America” hunt, live, and breathe—in that order. It’s no wonder, then, that everything you ever wanted to know about the sport (and a lot you didn’t want to know, but they’re sharing anyway) is trapped between the covers of this book. All with their own special take on it. Here are stories fraught with hilarity and danger—and all of it completely true. There’s loads of advice (mostly learned the hard way), and some family hunting photos too.

Rick and Bubba’s Big Honkin’ Book of Huntin’ will help you tell the difference between road kill and a trophy buck (most trophy bucks do not have tire marks). It will help you pass the time in a hunting house while you’re waiting for that prize buck (do your taxes maybe). And it’ll tell you how to haul your game back to the house no matter what you’re driving (if you’re on a motorcycle, set the deer on the back like a passenger. Leather pants are optional.) This is one book good enough to mount in the living room! So whether you hunt deer, wild turkeys, quail, or just shoot at whatever’s movin’ in the bushes, Rick and Bubba’s Big Honkin’ Book of Huntin’ is for you. Get ready, aim . . . laugh!

 

 

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Contents

Oops
103
Ten Ways to Notify Your Ride that Youre Ready to be Picked Up
111
Rick and Bubbas Ideal Hunting Gear
113
Ten Ways to Tell if You Have a Tick on You
121
The Peanut Butter Advantage
125
Rick and Bubbas Creative Ways to Transport Your Kill
129
Rick and Bubbas Tips on Where to Hang Your Trophy Kill
133
And Where Not to Display It
135

Ten Things to Say to Your WifeGirlfriend to Convince Her Not to Come Along on Your Hunting Trip
29
Rick and Bubbas Road Signs for Hunters
33
Ten Ways to Cross an Overflowing Creek to Get to Your Hunting House
35
In the Dark
39
Do You Hear What I Hear?
43
Ten Signs Youre in a Good Hunting Spot
49
Ten Signs Youre in a Bad Hunting Spot
51
Alternative Ways to Climb to a Tree Stand if the Ladder is Broken
55
Ten Ways to Get Deer to Come Out into the Open
57
How to Tell the Difference between Quail and an Endangered Winged Species
59
Rick and Bubbas Emergency Signals
63
Rick and Bubbas BinocularFree Viewing Chart
65
Ten Ways to Get the Best Thanksgiving Turkey in Your Sights
67
Ten Surefire Ways to Get Your Picture in Outdoor Sports Magazines
69
Things to Do in the Hunting House While Waiting for Buck to Appear
73
Sometimes its Just Not Meant to Be
77
You Probably Missed the Deer If
81
Ten Things You Say When You Miss a Shot
85
What a Deer Thinks When a Shot Misses Him
87
Weve Got Feelings Too
89
How to Know when a Storm is Severe Enough to Pack Up Your Hunting Gear and Call It a Day
93
Youre All Under Arrest
95
Ten + One Things to Say to a Game Warden
101
Hold That Look
137
How to Tell the Difference between Roadkill and a Trophy Buck
139
The Advantages of Hunting with a Bow and Arrow
141
How to Tell if a Hunter is Lying about His Hunt
143
Ten Things to do with Your Extra Deer Meat
147
Ricks Message to All Fathers of Daughters Concerning Deer Heads on the Wall
149
Ten Questions We Would Like to Ask Tommy Wilcox
153
Ten Rules for Shopping at a Hunting Store
157
Ten Places to Tell Your Wife Youre Going Instead of Saying Hunting
163
The Windy Country
167
Ten Reasons Deer Hunting is Beneficial for Your Health
171
Rick and Bubbas Songs for the Hunter
173
Ten Ways to Work a Hunting Trip into the Family Schedule
183
Why a Fork is Not a Good Hunting Weapon
187
Rick and Bubbas Hunters Bill of Rights
189
Rick and Bubbas Hunter Hall of Fame Certificate
193
The Last Will and Testament of Rick Burgess
197
The Last Will and Testament of Bubba Bussey
201
Closing Thoughts
203
Rick and Bubbas Glossary of Hunting Terms
205
Acknowledgments
209
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