Rough and Ready

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Penguin, Dec 5, 2006 - Fiction - 336 pages
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It takes nothing short of a miracle to catapult Lt. Torolf Magnusson and his team of Navy SEALs back in time to the eleventh-century Norselands. First on the agenda: destroy the evil villain who terrorized his family and a nation.
 
But when the sexy SEALs find they’ve landed in the middle of a sanctuary—filled with women—well, hoo-yah! Their plans are put on hold, much to the distress of Hilda, the head of the sanctuary. At first resistant to Torolf’s pursuits, she soon succumbs to his passionate advances. Suddenly the term “Special Forces” takes on a whole new meaning. But with victory in sight for Torolf, Hilda must face the fact that their love may not survive the test of time...
 

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I can't even begin to explain how bad this book is. Truly. It makes my brain hurt. 2007 Read full review

Contents

Wanna take a little road trip buddy?
You could say she was a Dark Ages feminist
Tsk tsk tsk You couldnt take them anywhere
Men cant live with them cant live without them
Is this the ultimate male fantasy or what?
And then she made him an offer he couldnt refuse
MTV it was not
How to Seduce a Man Part I
She was in an alien place
And then the lout came strolling in ELEVEN hours later
Lady in the red dress red dress uh red suit oh my
Its a vibrator no matter what you say
Tingling his life away
Then he put her in a box
This is how scientists go mad
The best kind of wakeup call

Where was Juan Valdez when you needed him?
Who were these men warriors or lackbrains?
When testosterone has a mind of its own
They came to a meeting of the minds uh lips
GI Janes they were not
When a hardheaded woman meets a hardheaded man
Fool me once shame on you fool me twice
In the still of the night
The best laid plans
Welcome all you roosters to the henhouse
They do WHAT to increase their virility?
Its the truth the whole truth and nothing but the almosttruth
Never tease a teaser
There are tingles and then there are TINGLES
Surrender is sweet
And then he did it again
Oops she did it again
Betimes naught will do but to kill a lackwit
Understanding Women 101 rather Misunderstanding Women 101
Making up is hard to do
The wheels of the mission go round and round round and round
Im not thinkin about you baby except when I walk and talk and eat and sleep and
Men will be boys even Viking men
Just a little male bonding
All bad things must come to an end
You cant go home again
Getting to know you me
Slipsliding away
You could say they did the dirty
You dog you
When a guys bad deeds come back to bite him in the butt
One perversion two perversion three perversion
Doggone it
Even Viking women like to shop
He was gonna become a chocoholic or die trying
Amping up the ammunition uh temptation
Just when you think youve figured women out Bam
The three words that scare all men even SEALs
Aliens and chocolate and Victorias Secret oh my
How do you feel about bondage baby?
When tables get turned
Dont you dare die you lout you
Heighho heighho its off to work we go
You could say Hog Heaven became Hog Haven
Pink Panther he was not
When Daddy goes marching off to war hooyah hooyah
No one was keeping Cinderella away from THIS ball
Dick was trying his damnedest to be a dick a private dick
The prince and his froggie pals headed off to the ball
Was Cinderella this nervous before the ball?
When clueless men ask What? What have I done?
Ill show you bozo
She was in an alien place
Give me a clue
Prince NotSoCharming better known as Prince Lout to the rescue
And then the home troops came marching in
Strawberry Shortcake never tasted so good
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