Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus: Confessions of a tour leader, Issue 5
Crew Manual Rule No. 5 : Crew must not engage in sexual activity on board the bus with passengers or fellow employees.
Crew Manual Rule No.2 : learn all names on day one.
Crew Manual Rule No.3 : don't get lost.
But then, who follows the rules?
Brian Thacker confesses all as he reveals the best (and worst) of 20 trips as a tour leader around Europe. He tells how he fed passengers horse meat spag bog, hamburgers made from breakfast cereal and roosters' testicles. How he left a passenger standing by the side of a motorway in France for three hours in his underwear clutching a purple toothbrush and how, along the way, he lost his driver, his cook, his bus, 10 brightly coloured canal bikes, a large church and eventually his patience.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - skinglist - LibraryThing
Honestly, I wasn't impressed by this book. Sure, it was amusing in parts, but didn't this guy have any sensible people on his tours? It kinda seemed like a collection of "idiots abroad" and though his ... Read full review
Review: Rule No. 5: No Sex on the Bus: Confessions of a Tour LeaderUser Review - Brittany - Goodreads
A very fun read about touring around Europe from the perspective of the tour leader. I laughed so much reading this. I definitely recommend it to anyone who likes traveling. Read full review