Running with My Pants Down

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iUniverse, Aug 12, 2011 - Humor - 484 pages
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“Running with my pants down” is a perfect metaphor for the life of one Logan Hunter. Emotionally scarred by the faith forced on him by the traditions of his wildly dysfunctional Catholic-centric family, Logan sets out to blaze his own trail. After a young marriage that everyone knew was doomed to failure, he moves on at a breakneck pace to drink in all that life has to offer, literally and figuratively. His life becomes ruled by the three Bs: business, bed-hopping, and booze. Somewhere along the way, he meets Misty, the sex kitten; Kat, the young, unpredictable one; Liz, the cougar with a voracious appetite for younger men; “Champagne” Washington, the sultry nightclub singer; Connie and Amanda, the gorgeous, sophisticated, and carnally experimental women who give him a night he’ll never forget; “The Wild Things”—Delta Sue, Kitten, and Lola; and the always-intoxicating Spanish beauty, Carmen. Could there be more? In an ironic twist of fate, Logan’s best friend, Eddie, starts down an unexpected, life-altering path that begins to mirror Logan’s. Neither could predict just how a couple of chance meetings would change the game for each of them.
 

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Contents

A four letter word
203
The return of the snake
209
A blast from the past
219
Welcome to the dating game
229
Kickin it Old School
239
Back in the saddle again
246
Youve got mail
253
Lets get this party started
256

The lure and manure of corporate America
52
Somewhere over the rainbow
57
I had a dream
61
It just seemed right at the time
67
Play Misty for me
72
Cinco    oh my oh
79
The morning after the night before
84
Til death do us part?
87
Now I get it
91
Road trip
96
Doing the bunny hop
101
Oy vey
106
Beware of snakes
118
Kat scratch fever
126
Still itching from the scratch
133
Monday Monday
138
KAT NIP
140
Good evening officer
144
I will never ever drink again
150
Game set match
156
Thats my boy
161
Once a snake   
169
Journey to the dark side
177
Turn your head and cough
188
Sorry I dont speak Spanish
193
Party time    Act II
261
Its crazy
270
Twists and turns
276
Sodom and Gomorrah
285
Oh not again
302
Threes Company
318
You did WHAT?
331
I told you so
338
Surprise
347
A taste of the bubbly
355
The best laid plans   
364
Here I go again
369
Wimps and wussies
373
Struck by lightning
382
A promise is a promise
394
Promise II    the sequel
404
Dicker shock
412
A bitter pill to swallow
418
You are cordially invited
426
The big first step
432
Hot sake
446
Light those candles
453
Coming full circle
464
About The Author
471
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