So Many Reasons Men Stay Single!
According to the late comedian George Carlin: "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?So Many Reasons Men Stay Single is a humorous compilation of one man's theories about why men don't wish to marry.Written in the vein of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's punch lines and book You Might Be a Redneck If, following a countless number of terrible dates, author Bret Eschmeyer tried listing how many reasons he could find for staying single.After the first 50 reasons flowed easily onto paper, he decided to keep adding to the list, coming up with a philosophy that will make you laugh out loud at his many dating disasters.So Many Reasons Men Stay Single is "a humorous look at dating and relationships, because dating today is so frustrating trying to find something that will last a lifetime." For a good laugh, as well as some clever writing, pick up your copy today.
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Chapters 1 Courting
2 Activities as a Couple
3 Moving In Together
5 Wedding Planning and the Wedding Day
7 Mood Swings i e PMSFightsArguments Heated DiscussionsDivorce
9 Kids Family Life and Having a MidLife Crisis with a Family
10 Unclassifiable Still Undeniable
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