Squibbed!: Satires and Other Oddities

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Robert Sarkissian, Jan 25, 2010 - Humorous stories - 77 pages
 

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Contents

NEWS STORIES
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Study By Dancing Psychiatrists Finds That Egotism Is SelfCentered
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Dr Kevorkian Learned Tap Dancing In Prison
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Mans Head Explodes At Stanleyfurd U
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Scientists Discover Life On Earth
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COMMENTARY An Iranian Makeover
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My Carbon Footprint Stepped On My Water Footprint And I Have Nothing To Wearrrrr
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Where Can I Buy Al Gore Offsets?
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The Marxist Feminist Oppressed Womyns Club Qualification Examination
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The Corporate Marketing Qualification Examination
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The Secret Police Entrance Examination
40
Reality Television Show Contestant Qualification Exam
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INTERVIEWS
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Excerpt From An Interview With A Literature Professor Whose Colleague Was Abducted By Aliens And Found That They Use Aromatherapy Quite ...
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SONGS
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The Zingian National Anthem
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QUICKIE NOVELS
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A Womans Climb Out Of The Pit Of Destruction After She Was Hit By A Truck Steamrolled Stepped On By A Young Model Wearing Leather Boots...
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A Novel About Sex Power And Brussels Sprouts
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Invisible
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A Story About A Murder In A Small Town
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A Novel By The Absolutely Great And Terrific J J Wordy
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Why Doesnt He Want Me? Is It My Shoes? Another Story About Sex In Either LA Or New York This Time LA
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EXAMS
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The Extroverted WellAdjusted Male Golfers Club Qualification Examination
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The Roswell Extraterrestrial Delusional UFO Worshipers Club Qualification Examination
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Waiter Theres A Phenomenologist In My Soup
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OTHER WEIRD SOMETHINGS
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Deconstructed Shakespearean Sonnets
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The Worlds Oldest Diplomat
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AlQaeda Presents Comedy Team As New Marketing Strategy
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Barry And The Giants
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NEWS NONSTORIES
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LETTERS
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