Stories from the Beat
What happens when a small-town businessman puts down his briefcase and calculator and picks up a gun and a badge to fight crime in one of the roughest areas of the Southwest? Chaos, donuts, and a hell of a lot of good stories... From naked and insane Ugandan giants to butter knives sticking out of crazy people's arms to unimaginable and shocking human behavior while completely smashed on crack cocaine and beer, "Occifer" Richard Smallwood takes you with him on an action-packed, sarcastic journey through the rough and wild streets of South Phoenix. So, buckle up, check your equipment, and hold on---you're in for a wild ride...
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