Taking Shots: Tall Tales, Bizarre Battles, and the Incredible Truth About the NBA

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Harper Collins, Oct 13, 2009 - Biography & Autobiography - 304 pages

Bring a family of four to an NBA game today, and it costs around $500 to watch a bunch of seven-footers take bad shots. Perhaps the quote often attributed to P.T. Barnum is true—there really is a sucker born every minute.

The NBA is in trouble. And as NBA agent Keith Glass describes it—he's part of the problem! If team owners are willing to throw millions of dollars his way for marginal players, why should he be the only one with the self-restraint to say "no"?

In his insightful, funny, and often mind-numbingly bizarre tales of life in the NBA over the last twenty- five years, Keith Glass lets it fly from half-court. He'll tell you how we got to the present state—where an agent who makes millions off the game can't sit through one; why our NBA stars couldn't capture Olympic gold; and why the game he loves is in dire need of help.

Glass has seen it all as the representative of players like Mark Eaton, the seven-foot-five center found working as a mechanic because he hated basketball; Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, who converted to Islam and brought the wrath of the league upon him when he refused to stand for the National Anthem; and first-round draft pick Quincy Douby, who was forced to enter the draft before graduating from Rutgers because of the harsh NCAA rules regarding college eligibility.

With informative chapters such as "How to Feed Your Family on Only $14 Million a Year," "Eighty-one Feet of White Centers," and "From 6'11" to the 7- Eleven," Glass shatters the myth of NBA marketing: that everything about the game is great, and that as long as the fans in the luxury boxes are happy and weighed down with expensive merchandise, all is well. But have no fear! Keith Glass doesn't preach about the evils of highlight film slam-dunks—he'll just have you falling down laughing as he flagrantly fouls the league that was once the envy of the pro sports world.

 

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Contents

ONE FEEDING YOUR FAMILY
7
TWO IM BICOASTALNOT THAT
17
THREE THINKING INSIDE THE BOX
39
FOUR EIGHTYONE FEET
51
FIVE AGENTINGTHE TRUTH
59
EIGHT RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE
109
GOES TO GREECE
169
THIRTEEN THE MALICE AT THE PALACE
225
FOURTEEN AND HERE COME THE ELEPHANTS
233
IS ON ESPN AT II
261
APPENDIX FROM 611 TO THE 7ELEVEN
271
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
283
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About the author (2009)

Keith Glass has coached basketball at the high school and college levels (he was an assistant coach at UCLA), and has been a longtime agent for NBA players. He lives in Rumson, New Jersey, with his wife, Aylin Guney Glass, who played professional basketball in Turkey. He is the father of five children—Sami, Tyler, Alex, Maggie, and Lucas.

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