The Ass Kisser's Manual: The Art of Keeping Your Boss Happy!

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Beckham Publications Group, Inc., 2005 - Humor - 56 pages
This remarkable manual will help anyone to enter the important brotherhood of employee ass kissing. After all, everything is worth doing when the reward is worth having. Here, at your fingertips, are the 'recipes', that should be studied and restudied.
 

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Contents

Look Good But Never Too Good
1
Achieve Absolute Subservience
4
Your Problems Are Meaningless
7
Court The Wife
10
Your Body Is Not Just The Thing Below Your Puckered Lips
13
Chapter
14
The Ass Kisser And The Mistress
16
Cockfights And Tiger Bites
19
Humility And Guile The Deadliest Weapons In Your Arsenal
22
May The Lord Bless The Ass Kisser And Keep Him Safe
25
Shh DontForgetDiscretion
29
TheCosmopolitanAssKisser
31
Advanced AssKissing
34
Chapter
50
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