The Ass Kisser's Manual: The Art of Keeping Your Boss Happy!This remarkable manual will help anyone to enter the important brotherhood of employee ass kissing. After all, everything is worth doing when the reward is worth having. Here, at your fingertips, are the 'recipes', that should be studied and restudied. |
Contents
Look Good But Never Too Good | 1 |
Achieve Absolute Subservience | 4 |
Your Problems Are Meaningless | 7 |
Court The Wife | 10 |
Your Body Is Not Just The Thing Below Your Puckered Lips | 13 |
The Ass Kisser And The Mistress | 16 |
Cockfights And Tiger Bites | 19 |
Humility And Guile The Deadliest Weapons In Your Arsenal | 22 |
May The Lord Bless The Ass Kisser And Keep Him Safe | 25 |
Shh Dont Forget Discretion | 29 |
The Cosmopolitan Ass Kisser | 31 |
Advanced Ass Kissing | 34 |
The Boss The World And You In That Order | 37 |
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